Whenever I go to Walmart, they’ve got 10 self-checkout kiosks, and on average two will be down, three will be cash-only, and four will be card only. One will be fully operational.

Some people don’t like, don’t trust, or don’t value knock-offs.

“Nintendo released Sanrio Amiibo Cards containing Hello Kitty-themed villagers and items. Those, too, sold out immediately”

They just added a feature in the next patch to compensate for the exact problem you’re describing. You’ll want to enact the “Night Owl” or “Early Bird” ordinance depending on whether you prefer to play before or after work.

One man’s “too little too late” is another man’s “so many new features that any attempt at a list would unavoidably leave out something big, how am I going to find time for this? I hope I didn’t have anything else I needed to do for the next three months.”

I knew that wasn’t true, but your confidence made me go check anyway, and then go check that it’s not just a setting I have disabled. Someone should revoke your Internet license.

“Nothing to do with how people are more likely to spend money on Remote Raid Passes if they can’t reach their nearest gym from home, no sirree.”

Gettin’ real tired of Fahey’s grudge against complexity in every Transformers article.

Article body text calls it Wii home menu music.

Cool. Is there one that makes him go away, too?

It looks like they’ve rebalanced the ladder of how much XP equals what level so that a LV40 will have enough XP to get to the high 40s right away (maybe 50? It’s not clear), and most of the sub-40 players will be able to hit somewhere between 40 and 50. It’s just that every level above 40 is also gated behind its own…

What kind of correction is that? How the heck did anyone think that was a pickaxe?

Every time I try to fantasize about Smash characters, I have to remind my brain that we already got Ridley and everything else is just icing on the cake.

“often talked to the dinosaur head that formed his right hand”

That’s a trailer. Here’s the episode:

I’ve got an S-rank house with a gold trophy, and I never abided by any such rule. There must be a lot of ways to earn points. You can take some and leave others. I actually never read any specific rules about it. Just put up stuff I liked, as I pleased.

“Just last night I fished up seven eggs in a row, cursing louder with every ‘That’s not an egg’.”

“only one of those players can be what Nintendo calls ‘first resident,’”

“Fights in Tight Spaces is a fighting game”

Dude. Put the level code in the text. Don’t make me watch the video.