Your bias is physically nauseating.

“the cops technically never saw him driving while playing (even though he had to have been to have known when to pull over)”

To some lifelong Transformers fans, this is a holy grail of a dream item that we’ve been fantasizing about for decades. To “justify” it was almost like a reflex. The problem is actually affording it, which I had to bend over backwards modifying my lifestyle to do, but I did it, because I would never forgive myself if…

It seems ignorant of past crowdfunding projects, and ignorant of unique aspects of this campaign (numerous worldwide partners taking preorders whose contributing status is unclear but rumored to be added to the total only at the 11th hour) to pronounce this dead already. I was backer number 2344-something, and I will…

“We still don’t know the full list of Pokemon in Sword & Shield and which creatures have made the cut. Until we learn that information, players will have to hope their favorite Pokemon has made it into the upcoming game.”

“the biggest reworking is that you can now create using a controller instead of the touch screen”

Yeah, I agree with our Kotaku friend’s conclusions, but this article is positively aching for context. Pictures of the original game, awareness of the overall radical visual overhaul Mr. Game & Watch is getting after being mostly unchanged in Smash 2,3&4, maybe some insight on the superior visual quality of original…

Your spell checker turned Evangelion into Evolution.

Twilight Princess did not release simultaneously on GameCube and Wii. The GameCube version came out several months later. It was a launch game for Wii, forcing Zelda fans to buy the Wii, even if it wouldn’t have been their preferred controller choice for that game.

You might not think emulators are a hassle, but they’re dirtier than I want to get when it comes to acquiring video games. And I don’t mean morally; that’s whatever. I’m talking about optimization and version numbers and display settings and controllers. All that work, and research, and frayed wires, and 3D-printed…

You say Moltres is only around until August 14th, but the correct end date is the 7th. Zapdos runs from the 7th to the 14th.

I didn’t realize that games died when Kotaku user Oryyn’s personal friends stopped playing them.

“The Switch version of the game will come with all of the DLC characters”

Forget online. My three friends and I just want to play local wireless on our four Switches in one living room. We can’t even get that to work. Getting all four players into the lobby at once takes a miracle, then 90% of attempts to start a match fail, and 100% of started matches crash in less than 20 seconds.

The editor of that Ocarina of Time video is horrible. Their text slates are full of poor phrasing and meaningless statements, and several of the slates flash by faster than any human could read them.

All I can find on the Apple App Store for this is a game called Robot Unicorn Attack 3. That’s where the link in this article goes, that’s what’s featured among new apps in the store, and the screenshots seem to be of the same game. Did they go and change the name after you reviewed it?

You call Master Quest “a GameCube version of Ocarina of Time with reverse dungeons and a much higher difficulty,” but there’s nothing “reverse” about Master Quest unless you’re playing the version that’s unlockable on 3DS’s Ocarina of Time, where they mirrored the whole game like they did for Twilight Princess on Wii.…

Poké-Transporter will download from the eShop servers, but it’s not listed there, and won’t come up in a search. The only way to access it is via the Pokémon Bank main menu, because it has no purpose except in relation to Pokémon Bank.

If only there was a way for you to play Lego Dimensions. Alas.

If you previously had the Poke-Transporter app downloaded, then you might have to do what I did and delete/redownload it. The original version was just for importing from Black/White games. Your 3DS might eventually notify you that there’s an update for it, but that can take days sometimes, and you don’t have to wait…