That's a Sega Genesis marketing buzzword, heathen.

Obviously.

Ivy goes through the most dramatic revisions of any character, from one game to the next. They add stances, they take stances away, they change the sequence of directions to input her command throw, and change the rules for how quickly they must be entered and in what way. In SC2 and SC3, I could perform all of her…

Juggling is barely a thing in Soulcalibur. Like most characters, Siegfried and Nightmare only have one viable launcher move, and they only get one guaranteed followup hit. It sounds like your "bitches" didn't know they could air control safely and easily away from your "juggles."

Even if you're right, and the article was rewritten, maybe you should have looked at what your phone was telling you while you were blindly flipping toggles.

There is no option called "Text Aloud." That's just what the writer of this article described "Speak Selection" as, if you had read the text of the article more closely. What you turned on in your phone was not "Speak Selection," it was "VoiceOver," a very different function for users who need a lot more help than the…

Sasha.

Nitpicking: He does not send letters to his mum. He receives letters from his mum, but he has no way to reply.

Cue the replies from people who think this all sounds totally normal .

This is one of the strangest bugbears in modern technology. Does normal vision hurt your eyes?

Anybody gonna point out that this graphic uses the obsolete "slide pad" prototype of the controller instead of the joystick version? No? That would be too nitpicky? Sorry.

One Omastar? What a lightweight. This is ridiculous. I've migrated my entire collection several times, carrying hundreds at a time along with me. My sentimental favorite would be my Groudon, "Dr. Thunder," who's been with me for years longer than this joker's young little Fire Red pokémon. I'm sure there are hundreds,…

People who complain about StreetPass are hilarious. Make games where you have to deliberately link to each-other, and it's fine to never use that feature, but make games where it's possible to accidentally link with other players, and all of a sudden people's butts are hurt because they're not making enough accidental…

SpotPass is the passive Internet download function. StreetPass is the passive player link function.

"Be in the same game?"

If you have a 3DS, you have games that use StreetPass. Play with the built-in software more. Specifically the StreetPass Mii Plaza. When I get a tag from someone in MarioKart because everybody finds that feature in MarioKart, but the same person doesn't tag me in the Plaza, I get mad and start thinking mean things…

"I think it has to be in sleep mode while in the game, though I've never used the feature, so I could be wrong,"

Looking at it logically, your odds of getting a streetpass will always be better than your odds of making a deliberate connection with a friend, since it's designed to happen either accidentally *or* deliberately.

"I bet you're a blast at parties" is even more tired than "is it wrong that."

I am incapable of enjoying this game, because I'm on a high horse about the ads showing cleavage on female Starfleet uniforms.