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Better than you can say for Snoop Dogg's Tekken song:

Winner, winner: llama dinner.

Peach is her first name, Toadstool is her last name. What's the problem?

Well, shoot. That's embarrassing. In that case, I think I've got some kind of Baader-Meinhof thing going on here.

That's two days in a row I've seen some completely nonsensical usage of "lieu." I'm either missing a reference to something, or something even crazier is happening.

Yeah, for all that effort and detail, wouldn't you be better off being able to keep it for a while?

It's basically the same character, with the last name changed to make a family connection to the Kenways.

Torturous and tortuous do not, I repeat NOT mean the same thing. Look it up.

I used to offer frequent corrections, and I never saw a single one of them get addressed. Here are a few:

"Fear of the Dark" played at about 8 or 9 in the morning. Hm...

I've been playing the My Little Pony iOS game for a while now, and it has to be the most not-safe-for-kids game I've ever seen. The amount of money they encourage you to spend is unconscionable. I've put a pretty substantial amount of time into the game, and it would still take me -no joke- $850 to buy all the ponies

I agree that they're not the most effective examples of the Olly Moss technique, but Majora's Mask? Come on. Don't tell me you're one of those "Zelda fans" who exalts MM as if it's important to the franchise.

Our former vice president is inept on a popular subject. That's at least a little funny.

The guy was spamming Raphael grabs. He was not "an experienced fighting gamer."

Okay, I hadn't really watched the video. Now that I have, I can see that she wasn't Raphael, Raphael didn't win, and she didn't land a single grab other than Natsu's very difficult launch/air-grab attack throw combo. If you think that's something that can be "spammed," you don't have a clue.

SCV is extremely well balanced, and mashing doesn't work against anyone with a basic grasp of blocking and punishing. Anyone who tells you different is a shitty player.

Not to take away from Kayane's talent, but it does say in the video description that she was just taking on random challengers at a special event. She would never do this in a serious fight against an opponent she respected.

If you're dumb enough not to break Raphael's G+B, you deserve what you get.

Kayane is easily in Daigo's class. Just in a game that isn't fashionable with most of the nostalgia-driven FGC culture. She's been one of the best in the world since she was a small child.

Correction: a 4 y/o can beat an overconfident idiot who thinks that knowing which moves look cool is the path to victory. Give me 15 minutes to teach you how to block and punish properly, and I'll have you beating all those mean 4 year-olds.