In Tekken Tag Tournament 2, pretty much every playable character ever in the franchise and then some is back, which means they had to include both Julia and her mom Michelle, who have always been hard to tell apart. So, to mix it up, they gave Julia a new style. The story is that she's filling in for a friend who had…

Is it still "luchador" if it's a girl? Or is it "luchadora" or something?

Julia Chang was the character's name up to and including Tekken 6. Under that name, she wore minimalist street clothes featuring denim, native American motifs, and glasses. In Tekken Tag Tournament 2, she adopts the masked luchador style seen here, and fights under an alias based on her initials. Properly, the…

No way, man. I can totally see Blood Gulch and the Chupathingy from here.

This just makes me sad. Sony should have smoothed this over delicately, without burning their bridge with Lambert. I miss him, and now they'll never be able to bring him back.

For what it's worth: I don't even play these kinds of games, but I still think you're a huge fuckass.

The Metroplex toy is about half as tall as Fort Max.

My eye is always transfixed by transformation errors. In this shot, it's Ultra Magnus' shoulders. Sheesh.

He transformed in the Marvel comic series, and in the show "Transformers: Cybertron," and his toy is pretty bad-ass. Unicron's is a big bigger, but Primus is better.

That motherfucker. He didn't really, did he?

No, your age or lack of it doesn't come through at all. You do sound like a definitive asshole, though; maybe a little unhinged; and in the context of this article, a stereotypical rabid fanboy.

Righteous pirate HOOOOOOOOO!!!

Man, I've built about a hundred Gundam kits of various sizes and quality, and I don't see the appeal of this. Other than the genre and size mismatching, the style doesn't seem to have done anything to capitalize on the concept, and the gameplay looks humdrum.

I love DLC where it's appropriate, like Rock Band, and, and... okay, nowhere else. Music games are the only games where DLC is a good thing.

I'm hoping the pointlessness of Coin Rush mode, and the pointlessness of adding these levels to it, and the fact that the downloadable version of NSMB2 was unpopular despite the offered incentive of double the points in Club Nintendo, all mean that this will be a huge flop that will scare Nintendo off of DLC forever.

That's what the GBA version of Mario 3 was supposed to be. Instead, they only ever released half as many e-reader add-on levels as they planned to, and nobody ever got to finish the expansion mode.

Okay, THAT makes sense.

There are no maps or golden toad houses in Coin Rush mode. They just give you three levels from the worlds specified in the menu, and you start as either Super Mario or White Raccoon Mario, and neither one starts with a gold flower in reserve.

Wait, what? What the Hell is going on here? Where did the gold flower come from?

You sound like a psycho ex-girlfriend.