Same difference, potty mouth. Same difference.

Same difference, potty mouth. Same difference.

Great, more confusing and ambiguous blending of animal people and actual animals in an environment of unembarrassed omnivore-ism.

The Idolm@ster 2 seems shocking, but it says "songs" in there. If it's a Rock Band-type situation, that might be completely reasonable. It would cost what, like $6,000 to get all of the DLC for Rock Band? But nobody expects anybody to actually do that, or even want to.

Might as well cover the Apple up if you're not going to use it in the design.

Every article on this game, I check for some sign that the writer isn't a Tekken fan, and I'm never disappointed. Or am I always disappointed? I expect to be disappointed, and those expectations are always met.

Shhh... It's okay.

If you watch very closely during the drop, you can see that that one was already broken.

...Did Cave just rule out the possibility for any more non-user-generated content?

By Jove, you're right. And I take it we both know that the comic was consistently superior, so I suppose that's that.

Well, at least they're not glossing over it completely, but I'm still pretty sure Wheeljack was supposed to have built the Dinobots from scratch on Earth.

The more he says "space t-rex," the more I think, "Why would there be a space t-rex?" The entire premise of these Cybertronian games is that they pre-date everything the Transformers ever got from Earth: like Volkswagens, Mack trucks, and dinosaur fossils.

It's true that there's naturally a spectrum to these things, and everyone will naturally draw their personal line in a different place, but "spoiler-free review" and "spoiler-free guide," in their absoluteness, are idiotic oxymorons that should never be used. They're impossible, imaginary fantasy products that…

You seriously think an article like this is spoiler-free? Some people have the most insanely specific definition of "spoiler."

In case you're curious, she's sprung up and down the tiers since she was introduced, was considered by the developers to be a mysteriously under-recognized top-tier character after SCV came out, and received a huge raft of changes when the game was patched late last month, theoretically making her a decent but not…

Controllers controllers controllers.

That's the "Vs" version I mentioned. See the little VS logo on the left side of the marquee? This is "Vs. Super Mario Bros," an obscure, barely different version that's barely worth knowing about. Sure, it exists, but who cares? Is there a soul in the world who loves the Vs version more than the NES version? [en.wikipe…

There isn't really an arcade version of Super Mario Bros. that's worth mentioning like that.

Or he would be, if he wasn't being kept out of SFxT until next winter.

They gave the GBA the exact same "Sweetest Rejection Note Ever" when they stopped taking those.