Skyward Sword on the banners. Nothing but Ocarina of Time references in the contract rider. ಠ_ಠ

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It's real. I can tell from the pixels.

Lackadaisical is the perfect word.

#corrections "UMvC3"

Most of my custom ringtones -though they're all still there in iTunes- aren't showing up on my phone anymore, even though they were there this morning.

Anybody else finding that their devices won't complete the update? My iPhone 4 and iPad 2 both crap out after the lengthy "backing up" phase. They both get all the way through backing up and then say "The {iPhone/iPad} could not be restored. An internal error occurred."

If you showed me ten people under the age of 45 and told me to rank the severity of the bags under their eyes, I would fail with flying colors. Also split ends, "healthy" fingernails, and properly applied makeup. Not once in my life has the term "bags" occurred to me while looking at a young person's face.

#corrections You linked to page 2.

I have an iPhone and an iPad, and there are certain games that I could play on either, but I only play on one or the other because I don't want to re-do all my progress. Eradicating that situation is what this is all about.

#corrections "Crevice."

If you're one of the biggest Zelda fanatics around, where are you when Ashcraft and Hamilton are royally fucking up their Four Swords articles?

How does he figure it has four bright buttons and two joysticks? It either has either has 4+1, 5+1, 8+2 or 10+2, depending on whether you count the start buttons or the second player controls. But 4+2? No.

I really hope the Rock Band 3 Pro instruments are finding their way into the hands of serious musicians and music students. That would be a good way for Harmonix to stabilize an income, independent from the gaming industry's fickle tastes, and ensuring the continuing flow of awesome DLC.

That explains the Morollian in Rez.

#corrections Four Swords is not "a portable version of Four Swords Adventures for GameCube." Four Swords came first on the same cartridge as GBA Link to the Past, and Four Swords Adventures was a Gamecube sequel using the same art style, with Game Boy Advances as controllers.

I know a guy whose huge NES collection tours conventions around the state for public play, and he claims that he disassembles all his controllers and puts the plastic components through the dishwasher every year. The buttons go in some kind of contraption made of two colanders fastened together.

New announcer. Weird.

I was with them until they informed me that I buy iPhones as status symbols because marketing has brainwashed me. Apple's marketing is nice, but give me a break with this schtick where people paint it as brilliant orwellian conspiratorial propaganda. Some of the best advertising in the world is for alcohol, and I…

I'm just steepling my fingers like Mister Burns, hoping they go back to the days of the N64 and Gamecube when they were barely surviving as a company while they made the best games ever. Money makes Nintendo lazy, but commercial floundering makes them awesome.