You know Gabe Newell would fall slower than other people due to increased wind resistance, right? Laws of gravity and everything?

One AA battery, and it probably lasts you for half a year.

It should be making you hate the haters.

The difference between me and Kotaku is that I'd go back and fix that now if I could.

How many people have to use the #corrections tag before the article gets fixed? This is why Kotaku has such a bad reputation in some circles. Total apathy for accuracy,

Whoah, Heihachi got the Kuma treatment, I see. It's so unpredictable which Tekken characters they're going to heavily redesign.

Rolento?

#corrections I'm gonna jump on the dog pile and point out that this is not the game from the Gamecube, and your use of the "Four Swords ADVENTURES" logo is wrong. If it was the Gamecube game, a single-player mode would not be new.

New Square/Enix IP on a Nintendo console? JK Japan only LOL.

*last image*

Gon isn't from Tekken any more than Darth Vader is from Soul Calibur.

Calling strangers names normally pegs one as a complete tool.

Because sometimes something can be good, and still be improved upon.

You are not the only one, sir. I've been completely on-board all-along. The joystick attachment is the first thing I've disliked.

Virtual Boy. Two words. With an L in the middle.

That's crazy talk.

I've had every iPhone and loved them all. "Practically useless as actual phones" is an insane thing to say.

Right. Jolly good. I feel silly. Carry on.

Right in the middle of the one-week Assassin's Creed beta which was my only reason for buying a three-month Playstation Plus membership. This fucking blows.

I'm currently in the process of going through all the Zelda games in release order. I'm on Link's Awakening (black and white) right now. I had never finished the first two either until August, but I'm very glad I did. I actually found this map from the manual to be a big help: [zs.ffshrine.org] You'll never get all of…