Your point? You're still actively seeking out things you don't like for the sake of complaining about it. Why?

Disliking something is one thing. Explicitly seeking out something you don't like so you can then loudly declare how much you hate it is another, far pettier thing.

Are you just utterly incapable of enjoying yourself? Or is being a contrarian dick the only way you can get off?

Or Caravan of Courage.

Well, yeah, but paying almost $15,000 for ancient McDonald's dipping sauce is just hilarious as a concept.

Cyborg Noodle was only in Plastic Beach. Regular Noodle and Russell came back afterwards to rejoin the band.

More Zootopia and Moana.

You act as if all their original films haven't also been making bank.

Only urine, gold, Ivanka, and the trampling of human rights can do that.

You say "no homo" afterwards, then have sex with someone of the opposite gender to drive the point home.

I'm pretty sure that Trump wouldn't eat Lucky Charms because the rainbow marshmallows remind him too much of gay people and that makes him angry and sad.

BREAKING: Donald Trump doing something monumentally stupid and dickish.

I dunno. You wanna convince the courts that a wealthy actor with plenty of connections and a solid public profile of a crime that many people dismiss out of hand?

I mean, with the strides we're making in cloning technology…

So when someone needs to settle out of court with two unrelated women who made eerily similar statements, that meabs there's no evidence that he did it? I mean, if he didn't, why didn't he just let the jury deem him not guilty? Maybe you're the one who needs to shut up.

I think the point is just that the guy is using an pretty-good Pokémon knockoff to prove his own points of…racial superiority, I think? It's super unclear what his point is, and it's clearly some form of repulsive, so I think we can just agree he's an idiot and move on.

So he just made a slightly edgier version of the Power Rangers: Hexagon pitch? Okay.

Plus a Puss In Boots spin-off. And maybe a fifth soon.

Something I feel we aren't discussing enough: the store owner who made these is named Cassandra Fear, and that is frankly the coolest name ever.

I'll ask my good friend Richard Spencer, he might have an answer for how us poor, underrepresented whites can get complete control of the world order and then get rid of those pesky ni—[it is at this point that the commenter was sucker-punched in the face, delighting millions around the world]