Fun fact: Some Nazi sympathizers showed up at Marvel's offices and dared Kirby to come down and get killed. So he rolled up his sleeves, went down to the lobby, and told them to go fuck themselves. They ran off when they realized he wasn't scared of them.

Hence why we need to use ancient Jewish artifacts.

I was trying for 1984. I don't think Trump & co. would like Terrence Howard because…y'know.

"Who's to say two plus two is actually four? Two plus two could be five. There's no way to quantify it."

Hear, hear.

Vast majority of millenials were pro-Clinton. Trump is incredibly unpopular with the youth of the nation.

If you pirate it you can see it without feeling bad.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached maximum Christmas. It's been an honor serving with you all.

It happens, surprisingly. It's just that the smart, well-thought-out views are shouted down by loudmouthed morons.

Mister Pence does not engage in such godless behavior! Your slanderous accusations are right and truly why our great Mister President Trump must open up out libel laws, I do say!

Rogue Two: The Legend of Jabba's Gold

And a Star Wars theme park.

First Rule of the Internet: Anything can become a meme. If it is a decade-old animated Jerry Seinfeld vehicle, it can be a meme. If it is the opening of a notoriously terrible Filipino cartoon, it can be a meme. If it is a dead gorilla, it can be a meme.

You're 80% right.

Fin Fang Foom invented the hoax of climate change, you know.

Ya gotta be SUPER flexible.

It got a third in the Darkest Timeline, so…35% of the way there?

The Cape community? I never watched that show, personally.

The next four seasons of SNL are all gonna be really damn funny?

Those were First Order troopers, not Galactic Empire, which did have active recruitment and training systems similar to real militaries. So Imperial troops having personal stories as to why they joined would be canonically accurate.