Chinese Harley Davidson: Official Motorcycle of the NBA

OMG, could you imagine the insane mental gymnastics needed for the 180° so many HD loyalists would have to make? And yet, sadly, I could absolutely see a Chinese bailout scenario playing out. Time to start investing in parka futures in hell.

We won’t reach class consciousness until we use Mi-24s for commuting.

You could carve something vaguely truck-like out of a bar of soap and it would still look better than the current Silverado.

“Hold my Red Bull....”

Parts distribution problems - makes getting your car serviced a potential headache.

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

Only the extra virgin electrons pass through when you charge your phone with it.

Ah you brilliant bastard. Stars, stars and more stars.

Just checked -- these tires are STD equipment on the Dongbang truck, featured on Jalopnik a while back.

It's what you get for Falken around. 

*must resist making Kumho jokes*

Pirellephant Man Syndrome?

Looks like Incontinentals.

It’s what you get when you don’t use protection during Michilingus.

hankook mouth disease?

Oh, those are Hankook Herpes.

The same as every other car in the country day school pickup line. 

It’s not inappropriate if I welcome it.

An airport for child molesters?