calamityjon
calamityjon
calamityjon

philadelphia is the south of the north

lol. Exactly what I was thinking.

Despite being forced to soften his brand, the Philadelphia native...

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

One would think that one of the teams being able to test two balls with their own equipment would indicate that their protocol isn’t as buttoned up as they’d like us to believe.

Yes.

Her Mom’s side is all Rooneys. Art is her great-grandfather.

A whole lot of Gatsby-esque fuck parties is what I’m thinking.

Wait, was Roony Mara named after the Roony’s?

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

I don’t get it, Samer. Are you suggesting that the bandages are covering up a receding hairline?

“If it’s old enough to bleed...” -Curt Schilling

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

As a Padres fan, Dick Enberg was the single best thing about the team for the last 6 seasons.

Bert, is he elite?

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

Ironically, these are terrible conditions for motorboating.

I wish Lindsay Czarniak would help me with that.

Atlanta did see some long term benefits. For one, the public infrastructure received a boost and the city didn’t have to pay a dime for the Olympics. It was all privately funded and they made a profit. The cities profile was also raised quite a bit. All the local universities and colleges got new facilities that they

I dunno, are they all gonna be pretentious, condescending assholes who address adults as "poor child"? Because frankly, I'd rather have a tub of dip.