I would pay like. Kardashian money to see my mother try and walk in these heels.

This had nothing to do with drugs and everything to do with exerting power by sexually assaulting this woman. This is so beyond fucked up. And yet another instance where some power hungry asshole is backed up by his peers. This female cop didn’t stop and think “this seems illegal and totally rapey, maybe I should say…

Yeah, it’s personal, but it could be worse to not say anything at all and to have to deal with hearing people congratulate them continuously or carry on as though they are still pregnant. That’s painful. I waited until I was 16 weeks until I announced my 1st pregnancy on Facebook and then terminated once we found out…

FLEANARDO!

Yes, the writing is on the wall for this young lady. Smh.

Yeah, he probably has genital wart older than she is. (this is probably not true since he and Paula were high school sweethearts. My apologies to Paula)

ARCHIE PANJABI IS GUEST STARRING ON B99???!!! This is the best thing I’ve heard all day. I hope she’s going to be the new captain.

RE: the Seth McFarlane tweet: When my mom sold the house we grew up in I had to run the garage sale. I had to sell basically everything in our house, including things with sentimental meaning that I didn’t get to keep. I was sitting there, bored, when I saw a teenager I didn’t recognize skateboarding up a hill. Yes,…

It would be cute if the two PR teams fell in love with each other in the process.

It might not, or at least not as much as you’d think. The infrastructure in California is designed to catch and store the slow trickle of snowmelt, not a sudden and large influx of water.

Asparagus soup is delicious.

While we’re at it, can we drop this claim that “bone broth” is in any way a new or innovative product rather than something humans started making a few minutes after the discovery of boiling?

“Spanish for THE Nino!” :D i think of this skit every time i hear that word.

I still have no Idea why they don’t just put that at the top of every story about El Nino.

a massive El Nino eh?

They actually have maternity leave? That alone puts them far above my company!

‘and sharp cheekbones that protrude like tiny cherries, even when she’s not smiling,’

Jesus Christ.