then I’m totally going to see it

I swear to jebus, if this is just some marketing campaign for a goddamned Meryl Streep film.....

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I guess one’s therapist might find this an easy way to assess the damage at hand?

Here’s what I don’t get. Ok you had permits. Ok you wanted to hunt with a bow. Ok you hired guides. But what in hell’s name did you think you were doing by going out in the middle of the night and luring the animal onto your side of the line? How the hell are you present for that and not even a little aware it is…

so what you’re saying is that my tax money is being used to investigate the completely legal practice of organ/tissue donation?

People who kill animals for fun are fucking awful. Killing a majestic and endangered animal just for the thrill of it is sick. Fuck this guy and fuck all of these big game hunters and fuck anyone who kills an animal just for the thrill of it.

Hunting deer in season is one thing. Trophy hunting endangered animals is very much another. The douche deserves all the crap he’s getting.

I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED.

This piece of shit is a poacher. This wasn’t a sanctioned hunt. He paid bribes to bag this lion. And he’s paid fines before for poaching. He doesn’t give A FUCK. How he hasn’t been jailed and why he was ever allowed to keep a trophy, I just don’t understand.

I bet his children are ashamed of their Disney villain piece of shit dad. I hope he knows that.

Three tweets about being totally fine that your ex is married and having a baby? Sporadic use of ALL CAPS?

You know, I think someone has to be first. I’m not saying Caitlyn Jenner is the first transgendered athlete or famous person or anything. But she’s been just about the most visible. She herself has acknowledged her privilege, and she is using it for good. I think she is doing a lot of positive stuff in terms of…

I am so sorry that on top of missing your Dad’s funeral, you had to suffer through that awful flight.

Not a “worst story” but one of the sweetest. Sitting behind me once was a mom and her son. He was maybe six. She had woken him up that morning and told him they were going to visit grandma. About halfway into the flight, she broke it to him that they were really going to Disney World. Kid was beyond excited. It was…

How about just the funniest?

I was flying with my parents from the US to London when I was a kid. It was the middle of the flight, I was trying to sleep, when I heard a loud BANG and gasps from around me. I sit up to look and one grown man was stomping on the head of another grown man in the aisle. Apparently head stompee was drunk and harassing…

This isn’t that great but: My brother and I were stuck taxii(i?)ing for like four hours on the plane once before take off and this girl in college sitting behind us spent the better part of TWO HOURS on the phone complaining about it with her mom, then her boyfriend, then the flight attendant in between phone calls,…

My brother in Law changed his name at 6, it was a horrible name his Grandmother picked out. But sometimes when he pisses us off...