It happened with me when my husband moved in, before we got married. He didn’t understand how someone could eat a bowl of cereal or microwave popcorn for dinner. Real meals for dinner were a permanent 5-10lb increase.

As a rule, people who demand 0% risk are very insecure and afraid. I think it’s a generational thing, as my mother’s the same way and I notice that the loudest anti-vaxxers are within the same age bracket. What’s the deal Gen Xers?

BAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FAT MARRIED PEOPLE*

Misty is such a badass! Thanks for being an inspiration for Brown girls!

This!! People are so much more likely to be injured or killed driving to the doctor than by receiving the vaccine during the appointment. And don’t even get me started on all the risk the idiot celebrities undergo when they have botox injections (where the hell is the outrage at injecting AN ACTUAL TOXIN into your…

Ghosting is a much more reasonable way to end a casual hookup situation than a “breakup,” IMO.

In relationships (established) or attempted relationships (dating), if the ghostee is:

Many of those who have ghosted are contrite, citing their own fear, insecurity and immaturity

How about ghosters grow a fucking pair and just relay what the problem is or that you just don’t want to date anymore? After that initial explanation you don’t have to talk any fucking more but have some fucking decency you ass wipes.

What?? No, it is way harder to be ghosted than to do the ghosting. The ghoster is in control of the scenario; the ghostee is in the ghoster’s (metaphoric) hands, running around wondering what the hell they did wrong when really the fault is that the ghoster does not know how to communicate clearly with someone or take…

I think I even went out and bought “Under Armor” because of this:

Ok so... much like Otto, my dad was also vaccine-injured. My dad contracted polio from the polio vaccine, and narrowly escaped paralysis or death. It took a decade for him to recover his weight, and it was nothing short of miraculous.

Good. Because I was just thinking “how will this decision affect Lena Dunham?”.

Lena Dunham, the perfect candidate to make gay marriage about herself.

“WaAaAah!!!! We have to start treating Gays & Lesbians like human beings! WaAaH!!!”

This has happened to me with my hair but also my enormous boobs on my small in comparison frame. I have been fully felt up and one time I was taken into a private room where they asked me to remove my top. I did, I showed them my enormous breasts I was like here, ok? See? Then the two ladies decided to swab my pants…

I’m neither gay nor American and I can’t remember the last time news made me this happy.

Nah, you’ve heard what the Right’s been saying all along. It’s now mandatory. All straight marriages are hereby voided, and everyone has 60 days to find a person of the same sex to marry. The Gay Agenda is at last complete!

I know it’s complicated, I know there’s more to come in the individual states, but I’m actually crying right now.