Whoa that escalated fast

I hope I live to be very old so I can mess with people by making up weird “fountain of youth” crap. My trick to living to be 119? I ate a stick of unsalted butter every night before bed!

Remember, Jon Snow knows nothing. Also its already leaked that he is on the salary dole for Season 6 and Season 7. What kind of cliffhanger would this be if we knew he was going to be alive? Kit isn’t obligated to tell the truth to the media, what we are going to charge him with “fucking with us?”

Oh yeah.

I routinely set up plans myself, yes. But thanks for assuming. You know what they say about assuming...

Very on point, thanks! I am so over this chill bullshit. If you like someone make plans with them. If you like someone tell them. I don’t want a goddamn pen pal, I want someone to eat, drink and be merry with.

Maybe. Maybe not.

I have had SO MANY family and friends send me acticles about my cat making me crazy in the past several days. So, thank you for defending cats.

Try a high end department store! I ended up getting my wedding dress (technically an evening gown) for about $500 at Neiman Marcus.

This is the second time you’re making this comment. Clearly you’re not interested in opposing opinions but I’ll make my piece anyway: I would be okay with this woman being in the NAACP and rocking these hairstyles if she was honest about her racial background. But that wasn’t enough for her. She had to take on the…

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

The author is clearly in the pocket of Big Nuts...

Yes! My brother’s GF just did this (stick pic and everthing...). The news was quite a surprise to her husband (and father of the 7 children she already has), but that’s another story altogether... The post went up on Facebook on 4/1, due date is 12/27. So, she was approximately 5 minutes pregnant when she told the…

re: recovering alcoholics. My coworker is one, we are close so I know that. When he refuses after work happy hours people always get all up in his business about it. Can’t people just politely decline without you wanting to know why?

When I was a stroppy snarky tween, my mother taught me the following.

Long gone is the era wherein people generally minded their own goddamn business.

My MIL’s friend is getting remarried in August. They’re both in their 50s, have fully grown children, two homes full of crap and they have a wedding registry. IT’S HUGE. Four different stores!!! And it’s full of ridiculously expensive shit, like a $700 sous vide machine (not joking). My MIL has “forbidden” me from…

The problem here isn’t that they’re asking for cash, I don’t think, so much as they’re completely skipping the part where you celebrate with your friends and family. They’re being far too open about the fact that they don’t actually care to see any of those people - they just want their money. Which is basically…