I love Mindy Kaling, and I love The Mindy Project, but let’s be honest: This show, though only on for like 3 seasons, reinvented itself so many times, it was like watching a work-in-progress. The only silver lining here is that Mindy will create a new show, and it will feel “ready” from the get-go. She’s fucking…

true story: my favorite maxi dress is from Target’s maternity line. I have never been pregnant.

BEEN THERE. Your time will come!

I’m sorry, but, you’re totally making all of this up. I’m from München, and we (and everyone else in the entirely far less provincial rest of the country) is very well aware of both “racial descriptions” and the ascription of power to white men. What a weird thing to make a troll post about.

I knew I forgot to do something today!

yeah, i’m renting an apartment in an old building. my kitchen space is tiny to begin with; there is NO place to install a dishwasher. #handwashingforlife #oruntilimove

I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but in NYC dishwashers are only for the ballin-est of ballers. It’s not like I LIKE to wash dishes by hand, I just have no other choice.

Sucks to be those of us in rentals with no dishwasher. Wasting our money, time, water, self-respect, etc.

I find it interesting that with all these girls putting together these The South 2015, brands or whatever, they’re always cutting out black people. As if black people don’t live in the south/ haven’t contributed greatly to southern culture in its current landscape. #sippintea

Reese clearly spends her time in a different area of Nashville than I do.

Every night until I black out. What of it?

it sure is a weird euphemism for vagina

“I have a donkey dick” - Jeff Goldblum

“Reasonable Chub” is permanently added to my lexicon. “Exploratory Tug” as well. Gold.

Not completely related, but speaking of baby animals and instant zen, here is a local farmer from our area (north bay) holding a snoozing three-day-old baby goat. I miss being in their CSA. Goat cuddling days were the best.

Technically, anyone could set up a Go Fund Me. But with the details this one provides and the amount it has already raised I think it’s safe to assume it is legit!

Would have been nice if the GoFundMe page was posted:

awww spider blanky.

You are clearly my sibling. I will see you next weekend.

That bug thing happened to me once, but it was a salad from a super fancy “farm-to-table” restaurant. I ordered a burger that came with a side salad, ate the totally delicious burger and then took a forkful of salad off the plate and saw a gigantor brown spider looking at me like “hey that was my blanket”.