Okay, imagine a robot with a robo peen and it’s like using a vibrator except attached to a muscular shapely robo man body... sounds like a dream, right? Until there’s a glitch and the thing thrusts too hard and accidentally eviscerates you. This is why I say NO THANKS to fucking a robot.

So I'm going to write a self-help book right now. Ready?

DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES WOMEN ARE RULED BY THEIR MENSTRUAL CYCLES.

The end.

He’s gotta be looking at at least a four game suspension for this. Possibly more if a video surfaces.

this is about figuring out how to allow people in places with less-stellar medical care to give birth safely

So if you get a c-section that somehow helps a woman in Africa get one? Is this like those Toms shoes where they donate a pair for every pair that they sell?

Holy crap, I didn't scroll down far enough, because I just posted almost the exact same thing. Except, I read that chapter a few weeks before getting on a plane, and it still was too soon.

Donating your body to science is a damn cool thing thing to do. It made me rethink my Hunter S Thompson-esque, mixing my cremains with fireworks plan. I read that book over the course of a day while on vacation and just could not put it down. But I am also someone who loved the HBO series "Autopsy" with Dr. Michael…

That is one of my favorite books. Very creepy, but very fascinating and well written.

i watched the fault in our stars on the plane.

I studied abroad in Paris for a semester (my first trip on a plane alone, much less going to another damn country) and the in-flight movie was TAKEN. You know, the one about a girl travelling to Paris who gets abducted and forced into prostitution.

HOW IS THIS SO HARD FOR SO MANY PEOPLE.

i'm 100% certain that the guest would feel better about buying the couple a $30 item if that's all they could afford instead of sending them $30. When you're actually sending a precise amount, you're going to be embarrassed about displaying your poverty, and the couple will likely make a face at the smallness of your…