Oh the uncomfortable half smile, I know you well!

"Give 'er? I hardly knew 'er!" HAHAHAHA. (And then Jeff Bridges and Katie Holmes are reacting to my terrible joke.)

Oh, I hear you. It's SO hard not to respond, especially if the guy is being extremely gross, but I force myself to just keep a blank stare and walk on, keeping an eye on my safety, what's around me, etc. So stupid that I can't just be like, fuck off, asshole, but who knows? I even stopped replying to road rage in…

That's so terrible. This is my point, by the way, every time some guy (generally sexist, but sometimes just clueless) tells me to just yell back or tell men to fuck off when they harass me in the street - you just never know if that guy is the type of guy who will go apeshit. Anyway, I wish this guy a speedy…

Thanks for the rec! I don't know why I never thought of buying scentless men's deodorant before, but I'm sure as hell going to do it now!

Welp, another thing added to my Things To Worry About Once I Have Kids list. Current approximate length of list? To the moon and back. SIGH.

My grandmother refused to eat vegetables her whole life. No joke! She lived to a healthy 89, somehow, despite that. She called them weeds and I did always find that kind of adorable. (But she was a pretty adorable lady who, in her later years, wore a bright pink baseball hat my brother got her that had the word…

Kind of silly that it apparently needs to be said, but one person's experience is not universal. Some moms might love this! I think it's a beautiful collection. Other moms might find it absolutely ridiculous and impractical. Just like some people have a dream pregnancy of happiness and glowiness and other people…

Hey, maybe! Summer isn't over yet! *happily throws on hazmat style bathing suit*

I mean, I'm mostly just kidding around. (See my below comment about how I'd kill a person in order to use a pool and then just swim around the dead body.) ;)

First off: "fuck juice"

I can tell I'm an Old now because I sympathize much more with how freaking hard it is to save up enough money for a house, especially one with a damn swimming pool, than the plight of the grossed out teen who GETS TO HAVE A SWIMMING POOL IN HIS BACKYARD. Spoiled little jerk. Chlorine kills everything. Enjoy your…

Serious stuff: We live in such an exciting time of scientific advancements, I'd LOVE to see more articles on female scientists working on the cutting edge of technology. Even just quick profiles like, this is so and so scientist, this is what she's working on, etc. And I know it's more of a fun or women's issues…

Was The God Delusion his autobiography?

Haha, yeah, maybe the only arguments it wouldn't win are the "You Have a Terrible Temper" argument, the "Hey Buddy, You Kinda Fly Off the Handle" argument and definitely the "I Think You're a Murderer" argument.

Oh, I thought the answer was going to be murder.

Yep! Mine is 3/21 (though not a "cool" year) and it was accidental, but 3/21 is sure as hell easy to remember. (Thank god, cause I am forgetful.)

Um, Kanye's whole thing about Step Brothers and dinosaurs and why he loves Kim is freaking adorable.

The thing I find funny about all of this stuff that John Oliver (whom I ADORE) tries to "trick" us into caring about are things that many Americans already DO care about, they just don't know what to DO about it. I feel like our political system is so utterly corrupt and ineffective (great combo!) that I can't rely…

The BEST THING EVER. You are awesome and lucky and awesome again. :)