Sorry, Adrien Grenier... from Entourage is complaining about income inequality and opulence? Again, the guy who made a fortune via Entourage??? *brb, brain broken*

Oh hells yes! That would be so amazing. Or horrible, depending on the type of alien life. ;) At the very least it would be incredibly interesting. Also, did you see this??

http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/14/tec…

Do you mind telling me what state you adopted in? (If not, no worries.) Also, beautiful family! Also, also, is your little girl wearing a skull dress??? Because if so, that is RAD! :)

I'm a weirdo optimist. Statistically (as Erin kind of points out in this article) we are getting actually significantly less violent, globally. I also actually think that having things like war and violence more in our faces via the internet is making us more aware (awareness is step one at least) of global…

Between this and the Birkenstock thing, I'm becoming less and less sure I'm not a time traveler going on a Trends I Hated During My Teen Years adventure.

AW. I wish my pup was that snuggly during naps! He snuggles and gives kisses for like, five minutes and then immediately returns to guard position, at the foot of the bed, facing the door. It's so weird, I wonder if he was trained to do that or if it's just natural guard dog instinct? We got him at 1.5 years old…

I feel like that guy was doing ALL the cocaine during this texting process.

Yup!

Re: Sandra Bullock, jesus CHRIST how fucking terrifying! I don't think I've ever felt so scared/bad for a person I do not know in real life.

That is a really disingenuous headline. She didn't simply let her child out to play for a few minutes, she left her 9 year old in a park while she went to WORK. Now, we can absolutely have a (much needed) conversation about the horrible lack of options for affordable child care for minimum wage (and other!) workers,…

*keeping that end game in mind is a really GREAT reminder. Ugh. I always see my typos after it's too late to fix them.

That's a great perspective. The most important thing for me, about parenting, is to raise a functional, healthy, happy adult. Keeping that end game in mind is a really reminder in every day child rearing.

My best friend got away with only eating MILKSHAKES for a while when she was a kid. Like multiple years. She would just refuse to eat and her will was stronger than her parents' and they would cave and just finally beg her to eat something, anything. It was always milkshakes. Smh.

I think you become a millionaire but it's still somehow kind of depressing and sad?

Nothing makes a person look creepier than cheek implants. Well, cheek implants and bad eye jobs together are creepier. I worked on a tv show with a guy who had that combo and it was like looking at a ventriloquist's dummy. Horrifying.

By far not the weirdest but this always makes me laugh. One time I was sitting in a parking lot, smoking a cigarette in my car with the window rolled down, and this guy walks up to my open window and in his smoothest voice says, "You're looking very eloquent this evening." And I was like, "How could you tell?" And…

I actually feel like that is a kind of lame start. A director's lab for some women, then 10 months of further instruction for a few of those women, culminating in... a short film? Not a low budget feature? Or a pilot? Sorry, I'm a film school grad and therefore have seen a million of them, but I think short films…

No there was not! There was seriously a lipstick called "strangefruit?!?"

I think we need more grown children who had working, busy parents to remind moms (and dads) that it's O-KAY. I do not remember how many "coffee mornings" or whatever the heck my mom went to, but guess what? I remember that she loved me. She was always there for me emotionally, she always had good advice, she…

So my husband's car, (some kind of Pontiac, 2005) was recalled and he got the letter in the mail telling them that, but the letter also stated the parts for repair weren't in yet and they'd let him know when they would be. Um... should I be concerned that he's driving around in a recalled car while waiting for the…