Oh my god I AM A SCORPIO. HOROSCOPES ARE REAL!!!!

Um, you just changed my life. THANK YOU.

"...in terms of actually having budgets and big networks produce stuff."

I don't exactly think kids need to lay off the 'grammin, but I did actually set a new rule for myself re: instagram - if I'm going somewhere cool or scenic, I can take a few pictures when the moment arises, but I actually go through them and post them only once I'm home. I noticed I was getting too distracted by the…

No, but I'll have to check it out! I love her tweets.

Ha, I would never judge anyone or complain if it was just like, a single tweet about Mercury in retrograde or what have you, but this is like pages of insipid, one line horoscope bs. I wish I could screen cap without outing the person. I don't expect to agree with all of my friends on everything and vice versa, but…

Wha??? That's awesome. I will have to use that. And there should be a twitter version, but considering they don't even let you edit tweets, I feel like they're not exactly on the cutting edge of what people want, features wise. ;)

I mean getting divorced was super painful and sucked but when the marriage has transformed you into someone you don't know or like? SO WORTH IT. Every time football season rolls around I feel this giddy freedom.

Oh man. How old is she? Hopefully she'll grow out of it? I was in a very incompatible marriage when I was in my mid 20's (got married to my first boyfriend - great idea!) and my friends thought it was like an invasion of the body snatchers thing. My entire life was about my husband and watching my husband's…

Oh, I SO identify w that Mara Wilson tweet! There's this girl, a wonderful, funny, fantastic girl who I follow on Twitter, and 90% of her tweets are great! But then, like every couple of weeks, she'll post like a full page of horoscope shit. Like, #aries women never back down! #leo men are strong but vulnerable! …

Unpopular opinion alert - I don't mind this. I mean look, I loathe the Bachelor and am too shy for public proposals, but he didn't propose to me! Or any of you! He proposed to his girlfriend, presumably because she's a fan of this show and he thought she'd find it awesome! And she probably did! To each his own,…

Ooh good luck!

No, benefits for me, sadly, though I was eligible for benefits on one my shows last year, since it was through NBC and I worked there for a year. However, I'm lucky in that my husband has benefits through his job. He makes half what I do, but his job is worth it for the benefits alone! (Medical, vision, dental and…

Yeah, I suppose I can't speak to the work environment on other shows, but I was actually offered scripted work earlier this year, multiple times, and declined. (Same story with two of my friends.) I work on fun network shows (for example, I used to work on Survivor) and I like my shows, the people I work with, etc. …

Before everyone runs around disparaging all reality tv - hi, it's a relatively new genre of television. It's still in its infancy in terms of actually having budgets and big networks produce stuff. And guess what? It still has the potential to be really cool. I mean, first of all, it's a GIANT umbrella. Reality…

I once dated a guy who called himself Jet. He was poisoned by eating a sandwich he found.

For reals. I told my friend this weekend, if they're not divorced in 5 years I'll eat my hat. (Provided I can get a Kickstarter together to fund the purchase of said hat/the eating of it.)

$250! Jesus christ. I'm $50 if we're not close (I weirdly get invited to a lot of weddings by people I do not know that well) and $100 if we're close. This is also factoring in the fact that every damn wedding I go to these days is a travel wedding. I'm not talking about a "destination wedding" I'm talking about…

I'm so sorry you've experienced judgment (especially from a doctor.) One of my closest friends is childfree by choice and she has really struggled to find a doctor to tie her tubes at this age (your age - 34) which is so frustrating. I want to have kids and am actively trying to conceive, but I am super supportive…

This is a really important point and one that honestly scares me a little. My friend who has the same autoimmune disease I have was not able to return to full time work for nearly a year after giving birth. (To be fair, she had an infection in her final trimester, almost lost the baby, and had a complicated birth.) …