the first brand in women's hosiery to incorporate the ancient healing art of Reflexology in its products

I guess they knew his bark was worse than his bite.

Okay, so, I was dating a guy who ran a lighting/sound/event coordination business and he was booked on New Years Eve to do a party in a downtown Los Angeles loft. He took me with him as an "assistant" - but really I just moved a few spotlights around and then proceeded to get really, really wasted on free alcohol.

I much prefer this film.

I assume that like 90% of the articles in Garden and Gun are about dealing with gophers.

And he can't later say he meant "with a noose because of his approval rating" because that would mean he doesn't know that would be "hanged" and it's own huge PR disaster (but probably only on NPR)

That enough tsarcasm from you lot. Tsard enough to deal with these puns, but you had to go and tsart a whole thread about it? Sheesh.

This list could have been all tsars.