calamityjane2
CalamityJane2
calamityjane2

I’ve drawn pictures and diagrams. I’ve found that a guy who is really eager to please me will appriciate the diagram. Life isn’t porn, but if you watch enough porn, you honestly think girls get off by being HORRIBLY pounded.

We used to joke in the military that three pats stood for “I’m not gay”

Speaking of daylight, I live in Alaska and we’re losing about five minutes a day right now. It’s crippling for those who deal with depression, and for the rest of the State, everyone is doing some really weird things. Someone called October “sad drinking month” last week, and I was laughing wtih how many friends get

Wow, that picture up top gave me the feels. One guy is in rehab, one guy is in the hospital fighting for his life, there’s a new husband and a few new kids, and one guy is now a lady. That picture looks really, really dated. Say what you want about the Kardashians, that family has gone through a LOT of change recently

Wait, what happens if you wake up in the next life and you find your ghost bride, and you two HATE each other? Wouldn’t it be better to spend eternity alone and haunting your family than with someone you despise?

I’ve read that book! I’m not a Mormon, but I found it absolutely hilarious and relatable.

Christian here. Whenever my people are in the news it’s normally for something like horrible tipping or the Westboro Baptist Church, so people assume ALL Christians are like that. I’m ELCA Lutheran - we ordain gay ministers and are of German decent, so we’re more interested in doing good things than telling people

I’m a total meathead runner, and I’m the same way. It’s not that I can’t date a guy who doesn’t work out, it’s that it’s such an important part of my life (and a ton of time) that I’d like to share that aspect with someone. It’s fun to hit milestones at the gym together, or do a workout class together, or go for a

I had this conversation yesterday!!!

YES! I’m Lutheran and it wasn’t until I was 10 or so until I realized Jesus wasn’t blonde and blue-eyed. If you got into a Lutheran church, most of the time he’s a pretty white dude.

That was a long response, but the message is correct: Our views of “racism” and “Columbusing” didn’t exist back then, and I’m not sure it’s fair to hold 1600’s Spain up to the same standards as 2015 America. I’m pro-Columbus Day in that it spawns some great discussions. If there wasn’t a Columbus Day holiday, we

A very weird part of me is glad this is happening so I can be a more-rounded human being... pretty Zen right?

The worst was people who had stories about how they had gotten divorced or back with their ex-significant other. Up to a few weeks ago, I would have sold my soul to have that happen. There’s no nice way to ask people to nicely not give those stories when they mean them as a form of encouragement : /

Awww, thanks for all the hugs and support! Divorce is weird too because your “dead” significant other is still around... he’s a policeman in the small town I live and so every time I see a cop car I get a bit antsy. We don’t have kids, but divorce with children involved has got to be even more complicated and awful.

I’m going through a very unexpected divorce (his choice, not mine!), and some of this grieving rings true. It’s like my husband died... and I have no idea who this random, angry, awful stranger is. The well-meaning but awful statements have been “You’re still young enough to have children”, “He’s an asshole”, and “He

I think there’s something to this... I don’t know how to have the conversation though. I’m now EXTRA NICE to any guy I percieve having a bad day so he doesn’t grab a gun and shoot everyone. But that’s not the right answer either : /

I go to Bible study on Wednesday mornings at a little cafe, and it always makes me proud to be an American that someone can have a religious group meet up in the morning over coffee and noone bats an eye. I brought up about how Christians here are mostly whiners, and if “War on Christmas” is the biggest of our

Sorry Barry, I only give money to Nigerian princes

And I would sit next to you and enjoy your drunken ramblings and we’d eat tator tots together (at least, that’s what drunk people eat in Alaska). Not right now, but SOMEDAY this will get better and SOMEDAY you’ll look back at this being the best thing that ever happened. But it might not be for a while : / Hang in

You’re doing it RIGHT! Perfect! How many people have that weird feeling that it isn’t going to work but don’t break off the wedding... GET ‘EM!