Sorry it took the gifs being shared at the other Gawker sites for anyone at Gawker to give a shit about Jezebel.

Screw apologizing for this shit spreading to other parts of Gawker Media. You have to functionally be a moron to think this would not spread.

"When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in…

PSA: Please do not engage with w33zy-b4by

Your first 'graph. We're fucking doomed.

That's what that extra set of footprints is up to, I suppose.

"Apparently, there's also a sign on one wall that says those inside Shooters are "proudly clinging to my guns and Bible."

So, he wanted his employers to pay for his promiscuous speech, even though it was against their morals? Well, now he's free to pay for it himself.

I heard they sent him a card that said, "Enjoy your Independence Day."

Gave it one more try:

I know everyone is assuming this is just a bunch of teen boys, but something about this:

Try not issuing me a marriage licence, ya sons of bitches.