This is great news for Celiacs! I hope this means Domino's has to fix their GF pizza prep. "Hey everyone! Let's get pizza! Except you, of course. The gluten free pizza isn't really gluten free. You get a salad."

GAH. I hate that response as well. I always say "Was there anything wrong with it, or did it just not work out for you?" I ask the first part, because lots of things can be sent damaged and what not, and I want to make sure to properly take care of that. I ask the second part, because there are only about 1,000,000…

Yes, but that "consumer-demand thing" is fatphobia and a desire not to be associated with fat people, ya dig? Yes, some consumers of high-end products feel like the brand is less desirable if people they don't want to associate themselves with are also able to buy it. But just like Louis Vitton's customers wouldn't…

So awesome! I love all the support in the crowds, too.

That's interesting, because liberalism (as it's understood in US politics), socialism and humanism are all completely antithetical to Ayn Rand's ideology! But I suppose you can get your own thing out of it.

I love the thought of a mom making a comedian redo the jokes because they weren't nice. The picture in my head is amazing.

The buttons Lenny Bruce pushed referenced a stiffling culture that demanded adherence to a standard and values that were hypocritically being ignored at the same time. A standard that caused pain and damaged people.

Given that you were old enough to be drinking in bars and all were in on the game, that seems fun! As opposed to kids who say things like "no offense, but, you are ugly and I think no one should be friends with you." Or, the adult cousin of "no offense, but:" "I'm not racist, but..." JOY.

Oh my god my friends and I used to get drunk in bars and play "no offense but..." where we would just think up terrible stuff. Good game.

Exactly. If you're going to push buttons or make jokes about taboo topics, they actually have to be funny. Otherwise what is the point?

Lenny Bruce told jokes about subjects that were taboo. He pushed fucking buttons man.

My friend who was a camp counselor would tell her campers "if you say 'no offense but.." whatever comes next IS going to be offensive and just saying "no offense" doesn't change that. I like your mom's rule as well.

Exactly! Women are patrons too- we want a night of fun as much as the guys. So why can't I just relax and enjoy myself without that feeling of ice water being poured down my spine when someone starts joking about rape?

Agreed. Trying to be funny by just saying shit about rape is so fucking lazy.

If you haven't gotten to the rape scene yet, run away now and save yourself all that throwing up in your mouth.

And it's ALWAYS those people who think they're way funnier than they are.

See, 15 is the right age to have your life changed by Ayn Rand. Then you turn 16 and realize what privileged, moronic bullshit it is.

They read Atlas Shrugged when they were 15 and it changed their lives.

The "I don't care if I offend people" remark just makes me laugh and feel sorry for people who say that. I mean, did your mommy not hug you enough? It just sounds so immature and reminds me of a kid throwing a tantrum. Most adults understand responsibility and decency. Anyone who doesn't care about "offending" people…

As a lover of the pub quiz, fuck this guy. It's a pub quiz, not open mic at a comedy club. And, you're not funny. You're offensive. Also, fuck you.