I made breakfast:

Allow me to complain about girl’s costumes too... my five-year-old daughter absolutely loves the cartoon Teen Titans Go. It is her favorite show by far. She’s constantly playing Teen Titans when she’s outside running around. She’s always Starfire, who is her favorite, I’m always Robin and my wife is always Raven. She…

All they had to say was “we appreciate you taking the time to address this matter. Our current fall line is closed, but we will address our need to expand the costume choices for girls in the near future. Thanks for being a customer.” The end. Why are people so bad at public relations?

Yeah they seemed to have completely different experiences at the mansion, which would explain the disparity in perception. Plus honestly as a woman who was with a severely abusive man who was really well liked by people who didn’t really know him, I totally buy that Hefner was nicer to Kendra than Holly. It’s a way…

Together, Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart formed the couple of one of modern Hollywood’s most loathesome franchises.

I have a cross stitch sign in my bathroom that says “Please don’t do coke in the bathroom.”

You guys, the Grantham Collection is some RIDICULOUS shit. This is bananas. Like, here’s another photo from them:

Gotta love their commitment to accuracy here.

We went Emerald and found this estate piece from the ‘30’s.

You joke but I’m actually trying to move to Canada in the next few years and it’s goddamn hard. Basically you need lots of money (nope), a sponsored job offer (not yet), or to work in one of a few very specific fields (strike out). Why won’t you love me, Canada? I’ll bring chips and salsa too!

The Germans recycle, and you KNOW what the Germans did!

I love my engagement ring; we picked it out together! He wanted diamonds for the sake of tradition but I’m frightened to wear so much money on my finger (I work in a barn) and wanted something elegant but sturdy. I don’t even want to shop for wedding bands, I love this ring so much!

Reddit’s reaction to the woman beside him not wanting to kiss a stranger:

I work in athletics and there are generally strict instructions on how to place the camera. It’s utilized sparingly and only after actual couples have been spotted canoodling in the crowd. Schools don’t need liability for a stupid entertainment stunt. Don’t know what happened at Syracuse. The bad form I’ve seen is…

I like this guy. That was actually a really great way to handle it because the woman obviously didn’t want to kiss and those damn things WILL NOT pan away until they get their shot. This way there’s no uncomfortable/non-consensual kissing and they still get their laugh. 10 points to Beer Lover.

Jesus christ, the story of the woman being pushed to kiss this person is abhorrent. I personally have always loved the kiss cam, but I can see how an incident like that would leave someone to feel much, much differently.

This seems like a reasonable position. Also:

YES. So many times at a hockey game with my brother. The local games are the worst because there aren’t as many people. I sort of hide myself when they start it up.

I hate Nick Kroll. But he’s at least a billionaire. What does Jon Hamm have? I don’t think Amy needs another cheating alcoholic like Will Arnett.