Did the police consider that the door started it?

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

Hi Princess Superstar! I’m sorry you chose not to respond to my email requesting comment but happy to see you here!

The Harvard bit is hilarious. Do you know how many mediocre white men from money have “gone to” Harvard? What the fuck kind of distinction is that?

This is a really good essay about a horrible experience; the idea that producers are fine with the idea of invading somebody’s life like this baffles me as much as the reality that enough people sign the release to make it worth their while.

I abhor this show. Just this week, we had a good guy with a gun shot for trying to (stupidly) intervene in a domestic dispute. This show portrays people with the good sense not to get involved in spats as ignorant and immoral. Sorry, but who knows what people are capable of in this day and age and who knows what…

This is.......so horribly fucked up. I can’t even get over how fucked up this is. It’s hard enough going on dates with people you’ve met online, despite chatting for a week or so via text. You’re terrified of this very thing happening - that this person you think is great is not who they said they were at all. I want…

So. Fucked. Up.

At least they aren’t showing the episode and it’s a semi-happy ending. Jess is a starfucking asshole.

#notallrapes

The funny part about rape is. Even if it’s not hate crime rape...it’s still rape

So...some rapes are just for funsies?

Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed.

Twelve?

Twelve years for a hate crime homicide? That seems like an extremely light sentence, when would he be eligible for parole?

While this isn’t for me, the less-snarky aspect is that it is encouraging community in a society that is ever-more less-communal. As a young adult after college I moved to the other side of the country, lived alone, and had no community. This is one positive side of housing like this.

Retirement living for the generation that will never be able to retire!

Perhaps the most heartbreaking thing about Babes for Trump is that they have ruined my love of beer pong forever.

The vacancy is better then what we had. My bet is Scalia would have purposely misunderstood how insurance works, too.