You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

Real question - how did you choose that photo? For the record that’s a photo of a group of Civil War reenactors who were marching in the 2016 St. Patrick’s Day parade. One of whom I know. A bit disturbing to see his photo under that headline with the tag Violence Against Women. Is there no caption necessary beyond…

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

That headline is kind of gross. They’re not involved, and they’re not the only reason this is a story.

That’s a damned fine-looking 52.

Disgusting.

You’re talking out your ass. I’m at a research university in the US and what you say couldn’t be farther from the truth.

Serious degrees are sexist, racist and transphobic.

Serious students pursuing degrees in hard sciences have to study in locked rooms so that BLM people will not barge in and scream at them.

And/or she told herself that. Which is exactly that which I would have done. Told myself that if I didn’t engage, his tiresome game would eventually lose steam; told myself that if I blocked him, he might escalate; told myself that this was his escape valve, and that to close it might lead to increasingly dangerous…

Oh, Ashanti. They told you not to engage, didn’t they, and now he’s saying that your failure to engage was just proof that you wanted all that harassment. Fuck that guy, fuck the assholes who gave you bad advice, and here’s hoping he’s found guilty on all charges.

welp this is what happens when we collectively obsess over the sexuality of barely-pubescent girls. Fuck this guy in particular, but fuck the culture that encourages his fucked-uped-ness.

Syracuse.com reports that the man wept in court, telling the judge, “I’m giving away many years of my life.”

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

Oprah sounds really awesome, though, so that’s good.

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

goddamn.

That track and field joke. Chris Rock is living his best life and I am so glad I get to witness it.