Let’s not pretend like she wouldn’t scream bloody murder if she wasn’t given that “piece of paper” because she had divorced.

I feel really sad that … someone could be so unhappy with themselves as a person that they did not feel dignified as a human being until they got a piece of paper.

I thought the article was about the racial issues underlying the false accusations of rape made against black men, like the first several paragraphs... But then a few sentences later, it’s just a retelling of two black women falsely accusing white men of rape... Did I miss something, or is this just all the f over the…

Once in a while he shows us that he’s got more spine than so many of his colleagues on the right.

At least John McCain has her back (or did in 2012):

I want to quickly point out that of course of this woman’s actions were irresponsible and irrational—that’s the nature of phobia, an irrational fear that is debilitating. I have nearly done this for another reason (not spiders) and it’s horrifying. I’ve been locked in rooms by my phobia. Locked out of my house for…

I’ve had jobs that were worse than unemployment. I’ve also had the misfortune of having to stay at a job that beat me down for years.

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

I at least have some faith that a small, super liberal town like Asheville will be duly hard on them. I hope.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

This is my favorite thing about kids that age, when they are explaining something to us dumbass adults. If only we could grasp the serious nature of these situations. It’s so fun to keep coming up with dumb questions just to watch them get more and more frustrated.

We had some college kids living downstairs from us for a while and empirically speaking, they were attractive. They were lovely to look at. But the few times that I wound up having a conversation with one or the other of them, I just couldn’t get over how they were basically just children. I’m 33, and the idea of…

If you think that there aren’t 45 year old men listening to Green Day and eating hotdogs and ramen, then I envy your optimism about the human condition.

It will never stop being fucking gross to me that guys hit on and try to get with MUCH younger women ALL THE TIME. It really just disgusts me so much. I know its just sociological and men are conditioned to be that way, but for fucks sake. I (presumably... HOPEFULLY...???!!) looked older than I was when I was a…

This isn’t my story but my roommate’s....It turns out that she I was a bit dry...

My MIL decided she was going to give my FIL a “binaca blow job.” She didn’t realize you’re supposed to spray it in your mouth, not on your husband’s cock. So she basically sprayed fire all over his junk.

Um, pregnancy.

Got a concussion by hitting the wall. The guy asked: “Are you ok?” I moan, mid orgasm/ head pain: “Keep going”. We finish and then he, being a neurosurgeon, proceeds to bring me to the hospital and give me a free CT scan. He’s one of my best friends now!

This is an important story that should always be used as a warning. They should teach it in SexEd in non-crazy religious states because it’s a DIRE warning. Or heck, teach it in Alabama because it ruins every pretense of sexiness.