I had been nursing a little heartbreak last summer, and my cousin’s wedding seemed like a great place to get rid of it. My family likes to go hard, and everyone was having a great time. Booze, dancing, the works. The wedding was at my cousin’s farm, so it turned into an all nighter. After countless oyster shooters and…

Okay, this isn’t a hook up, but a story of a guy who wanted to hook up with me at a wedding (so typical, cause I was a bridesmaid). So, it’s the reception time and I’m dancing my ass off. This cute guy starts dancing around me, and then he says the best pick up line I’ve ever heard: “I can’t dance, but I sure can…

Can I reply as a by-stander? I once went to a destination wedding in Mexico, where two guests (guy was engaged to a doctor who at the last minute could not make the trip, girl was in a marriage that was in the middle of falling apart, and her husband chose not to attend the wedding), very obviously left the wedding…

It’s really about Ethics In Flags.

I’m intrigued. You seem to be well versed in Flag Law.

To anyone thinking this is censorship:

Here’s what they (and others) will do. They will make this gesture. Wait about 4 months. And then slowly let stuff back on sale if the demand is there. It is not a moral stance, it is a marketing stance. I am not saying that it is inherently bad, just that it is not so noble as it may seem on first glance. It sells to…

Well played Amazon. Give it a day after Wal-Mart makes the announcement they’re pulling their merchandise, get a surge in sales, and THEN act all noble and shit. Well played. All the clap.gif for you.

In some other timeline where I didn’t step in, my friend might have had a good crazy wedding hookup story to contribute. She and a super hot (although in retrospect maybe he was just British) groomsman were drunkenly making out a bunch at the reception, and as we were about to leave, he was definitely insinuating that…

How about a hook-up that took place at my wedding? My then-19-year-old brother who was serving as an usher executed a flawless seek-and-destroy on my husband’s 27-year-old cousin, who was at the time sobbing from a combination of drinking too much and not getting enough attention. He was seated near her at the young…

One of my best friends got married and she had been waiting YEARS to introduce me and her friend, who she was convinced was my soul mate. Her entire group of friends was being a bit desperate in their attempts to ‘casually’ nudge us together, to the extent that “Oh look, it seem’s you’re BOTH staying at Maid Of…

This is a long one, but I think it’s pretty great. Please excuse any typos.

Two friends from college got married, and it was a doozy of a wedding. My friends actually went to college with my best friend from high school, so over the course of college and the following decade her friends became mine, and vice versa.…

At my wedding, my coworker hooked up with a girl I used to be friends with, in the parking lot, on his car.

Writing under a burner for anonymity (I’m a guy, btw)

This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.

I used to be a wedding planner, so it is not my hook up story to tell-but it was a very elaborate wedding at a winery. The couple was married by a young, handsome minister, who chatted about his wife and kids during the reception. Guess who was caught banging in a bathroom at the after-party? The minister and one of…

I was a bridesmaid in a close friend’s wedding. Got to the rehearsal, noticed that her three-years-younger brother had gotten SUPER cute since I last saw him, brought him back to my place after the reception and showed him a REAL good time. He ended up spending the night with me and trying to sneak back into the hotel…

Summer after college.

That thigh gap tho