I have never watched this show, but if I was a bachlorette, I would totally bang every single guy I could and then refuse to choose one for a husband. Get yours while the gettings good is my motto.

Plainly false.

Neato. We can split utilities.

Before anyone shows up to complain about how ridiculous it seems that the Satanic Temple are the ones filing these lawsuits, I’d like to point out that this is simply how ridiculous our country is.

It’s a shame that the ACLU declined to assist them.

I’m more excited for Bennifer’s divorce than I was for my own parents’.

Wait, who’s saying that views on Hulu/Netflix etc. aren’t quantifiable? Shouldn’t those statistics be like, 1000 times more accurate that the ones that are presumable gathered from Neilsen ratings? How does Hulu know what to charge their advertisers if they can’t point to how many people are watching a certain show?…

Leave in conditioner, hands down. Everyone wants touchably soft hair.

Lab report? He says, you’re OK to fly...

The shooter was 21 years old. As much fun as it is to say all the racist/sexist/homophobic etc etc problems in our society can be solved by simply waiting for all our Olds to die off, these mentalities are very much alive and well in people our age and younger, as this man demonstrates.

This problem can’t be solved by…

With white people bending over backwards to make excuses for a dude that literally said he killed black people because he was a racist, we have a looong way to go.

It’s the nonchalance of the pilot and passenger that makes me think this happens all the time.

I think “yes one would” but... who knows. Maybe people who ride in air bicycles like this thing have little regard for their own safety haha.

Denise for all intents and purposes is the mother to all of his children. Brooke’s kids have basically lived with her their entire lives. (Thank god!)

Didn’t Denise keep his twins while he and Brooke were in rehab?

As a mentally ill person I want to bake this woman an amazing cake. This man is not mentally ill, and that would just be a way for Fox and even progressive outlets to ignore the changes and evolution that has occurred in American racism.

Saying a woman or girl has “daddy issues” is fucking wretched. If she has daddy issues, shouldn’t the hate be directed at, you know, her god damned father? How is his disgusting and damaging fuckery her fault?

The “I’m so fucking thankful I didn’t grow up in an age of ubiquitous technology” challenge.