I bet if she becomes your best friend she'll teach you how to do all those pretty braided hairstyles she's always has. That's reason enough.

I comment on Jezebel. I am fairly sure I am a man.

I don't have a gif of it but I clearly remember that once Justin Bobby said "Your friends....don't fathom me at all." It's stuck with me forever.

I forgive you. And now I'm going to forget you.

WILL SMITH TREATS GIRL LIKE FRIEND, PROVING HE THINKS MEN AND WOMEN CAN BE FRIENDS.
The absolute, fucking, horror.
But really, since when is piggy-backing someone intimate?

I still care about The Hills and deep down inside still hold out hope that L.C. and I will one day be BFF.

she was totally right, he IS A SUCKY PERSON!

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT JUSTIN BOBBY?? Stylist...in Nicaragua??? I want more details.

If you think I won't be buying this week's issue of Us Weekly, you are wrong and a sucky person.

BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!

I am a terrible procrastinator who works best under pressure and on deadline. I'm not sure how to change that—or if I should.

OMG GUYS: If my size-24 ass can accept that "plus size model" doesn't equal "person who actually wears plus sizes" without having a total brain seizure/meltdown, then ANYONE CAN DO IT. Sheesh.

I noticed she mentioned her grandmother but not her mom. Who wants to bet there's a pissy conservative mom, that viewers will meet?

Has RHOBH started back up again???!!!

"...in the traditional model women are at the very least expected to be the stewards of the domestic sphere. They're manning the calendar. They're getting everyone out the door. There's a whole lot of invisible mental work that goes into keeping a family running, and I have a feeling that (even in the most…

Well, to up your sample size:

Is "night-vacuuming" another term for blow job? If not, it should be.

IMPORTANT: if you click the link through the k stew / r-patz thing, there's this at the end: