YUP.

Jennifer.

The gif reminds me of Pandemic 2...

"This is our new baby girl, Linda." — Nobody in at least 25 years.

No Sarah? I find that surprising - I know A LOT of Sarahs around my age.

Well, my name, state, and year all match up.

This is fascinating. Scrolling through the maps makes me feel like I'm seeing viral outbreaks form.

I'm one of the vintage Madisons, since before they were cool, letting you know we're only taking a break from taking over.

My sister's name is "Isabelle," but for some unknown reason she chooses to go by "Bella." I'm really hoping she's not a secret Twihard.

JENNIFERS WILL RISE UP AND RULE THE WORLD. Just you wait...

That was mesmerizing to watch.

If this girl can get past that, she's got a bright future.

The kid in the shirt? I'm not gonna wish ill on anyone out loud.

ugh. what can we do so people like you understand that RAPE VICTIMS CANNOT CONTROL RAPISTS! yeah, teach girls not to drink, fine. TEACH RAPISTS NOT TO RAPE.

Didn't I tell you to shut up, Terry? Man, you just don't listen.

My brother is five years older than I am, when he was a senior in high school the baseball coach was accused of raping a student. The baseball team was REALLY good, like state champs good. And there were actually parents who said, "well, it comes down to her word against his. Do we REALLY want to ruin his life?"

"Also, we need to do something better as a society to let people know that "alone" does not equal having something wrong with you, and that one's true self worth is in no way related to any other human beings."

gigantic tits?

Bar, stop looking, honey! That's when you'll meet someone. Or at least that is what every person I wanted to punch out said back when I was single.

Bar Rafaeli is officially the Millhouse of modeling.

I look forward to Snoopzilla's encounter with Mothra, and will be sure to dress accordingly.