I had to click because I thought you meant Jodie was dating Anne Heche.

I know plenty of people who are pro-choice but anti-abortion (i.e., "I would never get an abortion because I'm personally against it, but that's every woman's choice to make for herself.") That is a perfectly valid viewpoint.

Ok. 2 problems.

Whoever is behind this account should write a third movie. At least it will be intentionally hilariously terrible.

Any marriage where you feel weird about pooping in your own house is not a strong one.

Personally, I've just been doing it to fuck with you.

Something just occurred to me...Kanye West belongs on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He would fit in perfectly.

Yes. Their bizzarro sexual chemistry never ceases to enthrall me.

Lindy, I just really love you. That's all. Keep on keepin' on, you rad lady.

If she can get me hair like hers, I'm in.

She doesn't have to understand anything, that's what her man is for. And he doesn't have to understand anything because he's a MAN. Win Win!

I want to know how this even got published, seeing as how it's basically a rehash of a million other "how to have a happy marriage" books out there. I guess she's coasting solely on her name.

Agreed. But also, people in an abusive relationship need to stop pretending that they are in an "Italian" relationship.

here's a riddle: what happens when every white person stops caring about diversity?

I thought that too. Also thought Michael Douglas was upset about Cameron DIAZ's treatment in jail. I was like, what did she do?

He does say it, though, in Annie Hall. So it's a legit screencap, not a meme. But yes, it's not his original quote.

I've always disliked Ellen Pompeo. It's sort of not her fault, she just has a mean face, and it goes all the way back to the time she played this horrible woman who raped her own sister on Law & Order. Plus, her voice is grating.

She reacted strongly when asked if she had experienced any negative reactions to the issues of a white family adopting a black baby.

I read that as "John Mayer and Katy Perry hook up WITH Drake" and was like, HELLO.

Ellen Pompeo: On the one hand, she's right about the Emmys. On the other, this is the bitch who said that no one could ever accuse her of saying anything racist because she's married to a black man.