I just need to say how much I really hate family portraits in which everyone is dressed the same/monochromatically/in white. It does NOT look high end.

Macy’s does this too, at least during holiday extra-staffing season.

Yeah, white actresses... I mean.

Don’t get me wrong, I love wonky teeth...

Seriously, *shudder*

Eww, in my 20s I dated many guys who were “going against type” and finally began explicitly stating I wasn’t interested in that on dating profiles.

Male comics are also super self-deprecating much of the time too, though. I mean, Louis C.K. springs immediately to mind and literally any other male comic that I think of fits the bill too, so I’m not even gonna try to list them.

I’m a white woman in a serious, planning-our-lives-together relationship with a black man. FWIW, I have dated across the spectrum of “types” (perhaps too heavily in the Peter Pan/asshole column) and regardless of race, my current partner is by leaps and bounds the best man I have ever known (besides my pop, awwww).

I would really like it if he went to jail and I’m worried he won’t due to that plea!

Have your body and your bank accounts recovered reasonably well?

To answer your ?s: No; I don’t know?; and It’s just an overeager, over-social media’ed vibe I get.

I do not disagree with you about the disappointment in appearance-attacking, true. I general try to stay out of that noise. Silent judgment & mental note taking bae;)

I'm gonna need you to give me the other 1/2 of that Valium now.

Uhm, yes. You’re right, I’ll focus on Nicki and chew that 1/2 Valium... I feel better already.

I am really in to this current look. That would be the cropped ‘do & facial hair, though the split pants didn't hurt either.

I know. THAT is the story that will keep me tuned in to the 24/7 news cycle, as it develops.

It would be a much better Kim Jong-Un themed gay porn.

I don’t know who that is and I don’t know why you posted that here, but thank you for elevating my blood pressure (??)

The work you're doing here is important and I appreciate you.

Lenny! Eyes on the skies! Gonna strike a bird or something, jesus.