My friend took a picture of me snowshoeing at a distance one time and I can say for an absolute fact that the spirit was in me. Finally: resolution.

This really makes me like Ed Sheeran much more.

Right? Like, I felt a little attacked.

“Unattractive” people can be super cool. Nobody is cool when they’re trying too hard, no matter what they look like. It is the literal opposite of the definition of “cool”.

Using “the wrong side of history” in re: anything involving ES is SOOOO melodramatic! I love it. And I also disagree with you, probably about all things, fundamentally.

She is beyond.

This is a really Good Theory. One quibble: the spirit does not “walk around”, it is “caught roaming”.

You might snag me instead D:

Damn, this is sad and stressful to read about. How do people do it?? Can I even think about doing it??

Servicey!

My first thought was “foot merkin”.

Paging André Leon Talley. Mr. Talley, please report to Gucci ASAP. Paging literally no one else except André Leon Talley.

This is a good polite decline for multiple occasions.

I’m getting a lil Khloe vibe off this. I would like to see them both in drag, standing next to each other now.

Thank you for reminding me of Jason Momoa. I was thus able to submit his name to my dude in this round of Celebrity Pass List additions. CLOSE CALL.

Yes, true. See: Exhibit Ex.

Done. Fin. Ya basta. I might have to like print this out or something, it's so effective.

I envision him choking on a too-large piece of unchewed ham + overfrothed spittle in the immediate future. You heard it here first.

Shit, dude. I think this may be the thing to stop me from the occasional tabacky binge. Thanks?

📥🍑🐙 ???