Awww awkward tall girl high five!

Heh, you said rub it.

Not a good look on RDJ. Like, I thought that sort of thing was for the dudes I ignore across all social media platforms.

1) Thanks be that I’m not privy to whatever conversations Lena Dunham is having with yokels telling her that her “brand” is feminism.

GOOD EYE.

I hear you. I love hearing what does it for others, especially when it doesn’t align with my tastes. (Possibly related: I favor man bodies)

REALLY.

Stop screwing around and give us the BB Gun Betty shot at birds with, Hollywood! All proceeds to be donated to the CSGV and/or Audubon, plz.

That’s pretty much my food diary for the week.

I just googled sphincter and am concerned that the teaching I just got was nullified by the subsequent image results.

Sphinctersss???

NO. D-: I’m sorry you experienced that.

I sing the High Anxiety theme to myself on the reg. Lemme play:

I’d literally be wiping tears of joy from my face if I was snapped at this AMAZING BEAUTIFUL SHEEP RACE WITH STUFFED JOCKIES!!!!! 4eva

It would be so much weirder if I made this up, I kind of love the idea.

So this WAS the right place.

I felt at once violated and plain elated. She was unperturbed and just chilled drinking my delicious #PEE (#humblebrag) so I stayed around to establish my dominance. But basically just made pointless searing eye contact with a guilty, laser-eyed vegetarian for about the 100th time in my life.

Cool. This one time, I was camping and it was dark. I turned off my lamp and squatted to #PEE somewhere in the trees. Started to get that feeling somebody’s watching me and heard a distinct... lapping??? noise? So I spun around with my pants down and there was a deer drinking my #PEE straight from the tap, under my…

I am making that JLaw stankface (that I refuse to post as a reply) HARD. Hard pass.