YES. Someone bring me some lemonade.

Where’s the Kickstarter to start producing this gem again? Cause this is a gift for my best girls AND a shady anonymous donation I’d like to make to more than a couple men I’ve known.

RE: Case #0002 Samuels v. Mill/Minaj

No doubt. If Bono or Sitch started wearing backless scarf-style tops made of lamé, I’d have to get litigious.

Ew, yeah. JA has always evoked images of 1) bachelor pads I’d run screaming from, 2) Marina girls with Daddy’s money and 3) middle-aged women with lots of jewelry, bodies like beef jerky and a dog in the place of a man in their lives.* I suppose it’s all about highly selective accent placement.**

It’s all about the shoes and the fabrics you choose.

Suits my lifestyle...

Yo, these look more like Ikea Palm plants. I know of what I speak (weed and Ikea).

That looks like something I wore in ‘02 with my fucking embroidered, beaded, bedazzled bootcut jeans.

[righteously booing you off stage]

Anyone wondering what art is: THIS.

Marry me.

Cause you cray. I saw that pic and was like “I want her mouth.”

Right. Show me the damn receipts. I’ve got plenty of time and anger to go around today...

Except, haha, no. Like never. No one fuck him ever again, please. Not any of those chumps wasting their money on blatant displays of foolishness, either. Deal?

Polewaczyk tries soo hard.

I think you misidentified “the problem” in a typical way. Plain talk ahead...

... if you can suck a dick, there’s a strength in being able to do that, I believe that. I don’t believe that blowing somebody comes easily to anybody. Even if it’s something that you generally do; every new dick must take something out of you. There must be something you gotta do to get yourself ready, you know,…

Philpott! Took classes with him back in the day; he’s the real deal and one of the absolute most important food systems brains in the world today. Muchlove.

You’re right:) Your glass is half full and mine’s been drained of jetfuel coffee for the second time. My aggro is showing.