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6/12/15

And, like, it’s probably not actual babies doing the underage drinking.

6/12/15

You know what would be cool? If people could skip over paranoid and sack up to AWARE. Paranoia is the sleepy masturbating cousin of wakefulness.

6/12/15

He really should have just said it’s an adult man with pituitary issues and sloppy eating habits. It’s a CAR-TOON DRAW-RING and everyone needs to go home and find something better to bicker about.

6/12/15

Own that shit!

6/12/15

Forgive me but I have exhausted my appetite to dialogue further on this now, and have reminded myself why we usually decline response to such enquires.

6/12/15

So, you send your pimp suit to the cleaners cause it got full of poison oak and it comes back 2 sizes too small so you’re hell of grumpy and short-tempered when you have to go to work in it. Some dude cuts you off and gives you the finger when you’re trying to get through chronic crosstown traffic in your pimpmobile.…

6/12/15

Woahhhh, get it together Kern County. Anti-choice is one (objectionable and weak-ass) thing, but this is some archaic, fantasy Bible shit.

6/12/15

I’d like to take this opportunity to recommend Miss Rue’s book My First Five Husbands... and the Ones Who Got Away to all ladies of taste who have not yet cracked it.

6/12/15

Does anybody know why her mom decided to call this out now? I can't find an answer and the question unsettles me...

6/12/15

I read it more as she’s saying that this level of deception is bound to be totally ineffective.

6/12/15

“He recorded a heavy metal concept album about Charlemagne.”

6/12/15

This is a pretty All-American redneck way to go, though.

6/11/15

I like it when people have it so easy that they actually have to fabricate - and give unto the light -strife from their own, wasted imaginations.

6/11/15

Surreptitious Black Power fist.

6/11/15

That’s actually only 11. But they’re good; I'll be sitting here waiting for the next 26.

6/11/15

You are wise people, though pork lard is damn good, if not a lil too porky for most.

6/11/15

Your gif game tells the whole story

6/11/15

A M.O. v. Streep heart to heart?? On a scale of 1-10 how fabulously wealthy do I have to be to read this magazine without feeling badly about my life decisions afterwards?

6/11/15

I just kept reading that as ‘shy’ for a minute. Which, yeah.

6/11/15

Right? Besides, I feel like people who are complaining really need to take those issues up with society at large. Like this woman is going to wear a shroud.