I’ve always been a Bridget girl. Regardless, Holly accusing Kendra of having a hustler mentality is RICH.

Best Twitter profile of all time. Bird humor, man.

Nobody wants to hear about your scat-play, Brandi Glanville.

I don’t care for them to begin with, but now I’m pretty excited to tell everyone what I know about Brazilian Nuts of Deceit.

Woman, you get the love for living that lesson. Also, I’ll be using “[marinated] beyond the food’s endurance” as a classy way to tell (pro) cooks they done fucked up from now on. You're a gem!

I feel like you buried the lede there.

When all else fails, dress like Liberace and drink liberally.

I still get heart palpitations thinking of the time I had to assemble/deliver a fondant & buttercream cake in 94F 100% humidity... Hold me.

If it will be a stacked cake make sure the baker boxes each tier separately for transport & assemble on-site. It's going to be perfect!

“To a woman, the “GoodFellas” are lowlifes. To guys, they’re hilarious, they’re heroes.”

Everything else after that point would have been MY fault.

I’ve made some very “high end” donut towers for fancy peeps... Stack those puppies high! It’s such a fun cake alternative.

My mind did this right away Dr. Drew : Adam Corolla :: Rev Run : Tyrese

1) I need to see the receipts/budget. $3.4m seems flawed.

Like, maybe these redditor types are actually just creative INFJs who are misunderstood in life and so hate things and people and eschew reality?

“it shows the ways race trumps class in the prison hierarchy. Class is still extremely relevant... but in prison racial signifiers become class signifiers.”

I feel like Piper is such a good foil, I can’t totally hate her. Her bourgie white lady problems are exactly as obnoxious as they should be.

Grits n Gravy don’t deserve that :’-(

He’s kinda serving subdued Liberace vibes here. This is a peak BC I didn't see coming.

I thought you were just being hella rude to Madeleine, and then I realized Oops is the mag name. Oops!