cakemakingslothcat
JustCallMeNorthernAggression
cakemakingslothcat

Honestly, I don’t know what your beef is. The two of them happened to meat under tough circumstances, and their love is rare, so let them enjoy it. It's clear they're searing hot for each other, but each of them seem to maintain a cool center and I think that's admirable. And Gwen is among the most beautiful women in

Only cows get burned at the steak.

My vagina just shrivelled up, fell off and blew away like a tumbleweed.

Jesus fucking h Christ, I used to think it was funny how pissed Ryan used to get when people mistook him for Bryan Adams. I’m beginning to think it’s Bryan who should take offense.

I don’t really care for that painted maypole, frankly.

Let’s hope they will follow through. My worry is that the poachers will still find a way. It is such a lucrative trade and they are incredibly sophisticated and brutal. I remember when I was in the Kruger park the Rangers told us that poachers would fly in with helicopters and machine guns. Unfortunately the

Emphasis on following through and actually enforcing this. Otherwise nothing will change :(

Wait until you see my chicken nugget wall!

Think for a second how crazy you would be if money were truly no object? Like you had an infinite supply of money. Every birthday you would spend flying all your guests to some remote Caribbean island and trying to recreate the first Jurassic Park movie, right down to having party guests try and merge Dino DNA with a

All I could think about was how fuckin expensive that flower wall is jesus christ I have so much debt and these people have flower walls and fake bumps
*sobs in corner*

Not really. We should never forget our past. Even if it is painful and embarrassing. It is the only way to make sure we don’t repeat it. We should have the flag around to remind us but take an Indiana Jones stand on it; “It belongs in a museum!” There and not flying on the back of a truck.

Of course they’re not fuckable to you.

Here’s an example.

I would like two, but then I’d have to get a bigger bed.

Lou Pearlman, right? I can’t be the only one who instantly thought of Lou Pearlman?

It is. There should be a Jason Momoa clone factory so we can all have our own.

Is that Khal Drogo Jason Momoa? And why isn’t he showing up and touching on me randomly?

When’s the last time a Victoria Secret model had a bonafide badonk? I feel like my ass would sell those panties better.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?