You know, it really sucks that Paul Walker died and I’m sure his daughter is grieving, but I can’t imagine how this is in any way Porsche’s fault.

A note on the Editor’s note.

Woman has always been rail-thin so yeah, bizarre is really the most appropriate word. Like you don’t give someone a treadmill if you want them to bulk up.

If this is how a naturally thin woman is treated, imagine chubby or fat actresses. I don’t even want to know what they are told but I’m sure it ain’t pretty.

SJP has always been very fit so this is just bizarre.

“just above the guy who dug a hole in a bag of butter and had his way with it before being caught in the act.”

It does. But I’m also a booty fan, so the “more guys should show their butts” motto is one I can support universally. I wish I could share my boyfriend’s magnificent derriere with all of you, but I fear he might see that as unacceptable. Just imagine Jason Momoa, if Jason Momoa were a curly-haired mountain biker with…

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Ugh PARENTS these days.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

An ex managed to ejaculate in his own eye once. Poor planning.

Let’s talk about the less-flashy sex injury: UTIs.

Oh jeez, I totally would have written “Uncle Fucker” on Jeopardy.

“Blame Canada” from “South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.”

It’s always been unclear whether Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek is at all amused by the long-running Saturday Night Live sketches about his show...

...but what Davidson did was super harsh.

It’s appropriate that you said “harsh” but not “unfair”. Because I definitely think it was fair.

Missed a chance to say, “who among us can throw the first scone?”