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Oh god I can’t STAND bitchy Mary. I’m hoping Edith knocks her off her high horse once and for all.

As long as this season ends with Mary’s beheading, I’ll watch it.

I adore both!

Wait, is that Charlotte??!

YES OH THIS YES.

#nobutseriously — Willoughby was quite literally the worrrrrst. ALSO a bit of a POA? “Here, let me dramatically read poetry to you ... then abandon you, so you come crawling back to me.”

Here’s my friend and I with Mr. Wickham last year. My friend made both our dresses and her bonnet! #skills

WOMEN ARE SO EMOTIONAL THO.

Can you blame the guy, though? Who doesn’t have a story of a friend or family member who realized they’d been overlooking their soulmate until that fateful day when he copped a feel and unloaded his magazine into the wall to show his devotion?

Resting Angry Gun Discharge Face?

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

Did anyone else here comment regularly on Regretsy? Does anyone else but me remember the terrible backlash one couple got on that site for having a hobo themed wedding? I would have guessed hobo chic would have died its painful death in those comment threads circa 2012(?)

And then they were both killed by a lion, feeding a whole pride of lions and their cubs for many days. Hakuna Matata.

A tracker collar? Or a small murse where he keeps his condoms?

If dress had anything to do with rapes, women who wear burkas would have a 0% chance of getting raped. But women in burkas still get raped.

Even so, it’s irrelevant what those 11% that are raped by strangers are wearing, or not wearing. The one dressing provocatively is no more asking to be victimized than the one dressing modestly, and it happens to both, “common sense” or no. So she’s incorrect on both counts.

im actually personally offended that tate is #2

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