I love Torrid but it is bad when you to wear another tank top under a frigging tank top.

I’ve lived in New York my entire life, and first day on vacation in Florida there was an alligator in our host’s pool. On our way to the Space Center,they were sunbathing in the ditches along the road. It was just a given that they were everywhere.

To be fair, I’d rather not use the bathroom with anyone.

I may have become lactose sensitive as I age but no one will ever take my Upstate Farms Intense chocolate milk from me!

I would read the hell out of that

This isn’t really a horror story and i have far worse ones but at this very moment my father shut down a rant about refugees from my mentally slow, schizophrenic uncle by convincing him that he may have gotten a headstone decoration from the local cemetery.

Irony is this is true. I am built just like she was lol.

“You are broader than a barn door.”- Grandma

So,I have suspicions that I may be a sensitive. I have always gotten feelings and when I was a teen I saw my first ghost. I have quite a few stories from my old house. Most were creepy but benign, ranging from waking up to the glowing outline of my grandfather (no discernible features but just feeling), to my dead…

Doesn’t anyone believe in good old putrefaction houses anymore?

I work at a bakery and the amount of ways and times people completely decimate the word “Tiramisu” is always entertaining. In fact, we have taken to only calling it “Tresemmé” among ourselves. That I can understand more than the fact that apparently no one can say “Napoleon”. It is forever going to be the “Neapolitan”…

Omg I know. I got her from the SPCA and I have no clue what happened to her prior to me owning her, but she feels that all brushes and clippers are monsters. She attacks the brush.. I mean... ATTACKS... growling, barking biting and twirling in circles. So I took her to Petsmart to have them sort her out. They managed…

My derp dog ... she’s a little less fluffy at the moment after getting shaved down. She’s been banned from Petsmart grooming. Apparently clippers turn her into Satan.

Have never heard of this woman before. Read some of her articles that make me want to puke. What’s worse is reading all the supportive comments. Everyone gets their own opinion and to live their own life though. Doesn’t make me any less sad for them.

I laughed way too hard at this.

He’d be the best dressed and up for lotion massages afterward.

Personally Hannibal would be a respectful and a responsible choice but I feel he would constantly be throwing dinner parties with friends and the chianti bill would be exorbitant.

Fuck them with the rusty harpoon they skeeved in on.....

I demand a bear party for my birthday this month. I will be serving honey mead and picnic baskets.

That was so painfully un-entertaining I could not bring myself to watch all of either performance.