They are so freaking cute. I wouldn’t turn my back though. Cougars are generally ambush attackers.

I always love reading BCO, but after reading the comments on this post, I fully believe I would happily read a series devoted entirely to horror stories of unruly children and bad parenting. I would read the Hell out of that!

Much thanks for making me feel less shameful about the weird tingly feelings for pre-body shift Beast. What a babe......

This bear is me, and I remain unashamed. GIVE ME ALL THE PIE.... except rhubarb.

I was the same way when they announced Bin Laden was killed. I was very uncomfortable with the reactions on social media and all around me. Was I ok with him not being around anymore? Yes. He was horrible. He did horrible things. DId he deserve it? Hell yes.

First of all I would just like to say thank you for writing this. You look amazing in your suit.

And this is why I spf 50 + and carry a parasol on the beach. I am ok with being paper white.

One does not go to Popeyes for the chicken. You go for the delicious “biscuits” covered in whatever mouthwatering chemical crack that is. Later on you perform self flagellation in shame.

My farm kitty Auntie had a litter once. Something went wrong and only one lived. After a day or two i found it unresponsive next to her. I wound up giving it kitty cpr and managed to bring it back for maybe a half hour before it passed. I assume it had brain damage from lack of oxygen. I took it out into the woods to…

Mine was actually from another girl who was a peer. I was probably in 3rd grade. I started developing very early due to being a chubby girl. We were at recess and she was a friend. We had been running around playing tag when she loudly said “you need to start wearing a bra because boys don’t like that.”. Of course she…

So did my cat.

I have a great great uncle that left his wife and children in Croatia to carouse around with ladies in the U.S. for the rest of his life. I don’t think he was ever divorced. I am glad i never met him because he sounds like a charmer.

I found documents on ancestry.com showing that my great great grandfather patented a device to keep ladies skirts from blowing up, much to the anger all men i am sure.

I won one at a basket auction a long time ago. I wasnt into the beanie baby craze but i had people saying it was rare and trying to buy it. I knew nothing about it but did not sell. Now i wonder if it is still in my basement and if it is junk or not.

I read this story a couple of days ago. I don’t know if anyone brought this up yet, but i saw a screen cap of this girl’s mom talking about the picture. Her mother took the photo. She also posted about how girl was practicing in the back yard when this “opportunity” occured. She was not eliminating some aggressive…

I couldn’t stand the original. Excuse me while i go watch My Fair Lady rock this instead.

I am excited that plus size clothing has come a long way. I no longer feel like every option is a muumuu in animal print that leads me to believe I am about to be big game hunted.

Because it is no matter that the woman may have more talent and more class than they do. She is fat and must be made to feel it. Rules of this society dictate that if you are a fat man, you can make up for it by being funny and getting a woman. Fat women have to apologize for their mere existence every fucking moment…

This hath made my day.

I played the video half expecting it to be an exaggeration but it was like i was listening to Boomhauer.