I want mine to have a ringtone option.

I went on a vacation just outside of NYC. I swear I was the only fat person.

So here is what I got from all of that. Rich people's food looks like someone tossed around a garbage bag from a dumpster behind a restaurant and poured it on a plate.

Fuck everything.

Yes please.

I had a major hard crush on a guy at the store I worked at. I didn't know much about him, except that we liked some of the same movies and that he was so gorgeous to me that I walked into a sign once when he said hi.

I agree. I had him for 10 years. I was there when he came into the world from his mom. It's rough.

I'm sorry. I'd share my hersheys if I could pass them through the screen.

I'm so sorry about your doggy. It just shows how long grief and celebration of relationships can linger. I agree. I mean, the married couple makes me a little teary eyed but animals get me to the core.

Still heartbroken 2 months later. He was my furry soulmate. So many people don't get it. I once read that the death of a pet is a wholly personal experience, as in noone but you can truly experience it.

I actually liked Coven and I am not ashamed. Only part that I thought was cheaply done was Gabourey's character's more important parts. Ie odd minotaur sex, salon shooting....

I used to say that my cat and I had to go together because he was my world.

If I recall correctly one of them farted.

As someone who works in a supermarket bakery, this series makes my Mondays. It ensures that I don't have to pay for therapy or become an alcoholic.

I just saw Cosby Show DVDs in the bargain bin at a liquidation type store. I think he's done.

Thank you for teaching your kids right. I have a dog adopted from a shelter. She can be aggressive with strangers she feels are threatening her personal space. She is a good dog otherwise. I feel bad but I don't often take her for walks in public because some children and adults will walk up to pet her without asking.…

I cannot begin to say how much I love SWAK. The fabrics seem to cling and flow in the right way and the garments are decent quality. Translation: I do not feel like a big game animal being hunted on the Savannah in SWAK so TY!

An acquaintance that is going to be working in hospitals just posted about how they wanted to refuse the PPD test because it contains toxins.

An absolutely lovely and well written piece.