I hadn't really thought about any of this until now, but I am now entertaining thoughts about how many people will secretly be packing anal beads. My friend is dragging me to hate watch this and now all I will be doing is staring at people and screaming "total anal beads" in my head.

I am pretty sure that if you have sex with your non-roofied wife and she remains unconscious, you aren't doing it right anyhow.

I still love SNL.... but holy Hell, I miss Bill Hader and Fred Armisen.

My sister suffered from a brain injury as a toddler. I get where you are coming from. She was only 2 years younger than I. I saw how it affected every part of my parents life. I also had to grow up a hell of a lot faster and I spent a significant portion from about 11 to 14, helping my parents care for her and baby…

That's the qualities I search for in all of my clothing and furniture.

He can keep the gun belt on. I will be in my bunk

You beat me to it.

I want this shirt. This shirt is an accurate depiction of my life. It will soon be covered in cookie crumbs and tears.

How did I manage to forget the wine? The knitting however, I can only knit a scarf which is why I still don't have Jayne's hat.

Hold up. Hold the phone. You mean watching the whole firefly series while consuming an entire package of chips ahoy and sobbing into my cats fur isn't healthy or normal?

Isn't it well known that if you are fat, you are inherently stupid and lazy?

I have to say that when I originally watched the first season , while I loved it, Stella's cold manner put me off. (Although Gillian Anderson is of course a lovely goddess). I understood they wanted to portray her as a strong woman and the sort of male obstacles she would have faced to get to her career position would…

I was imagining Christopher Walken the entire time, except Walken might have a chance.......