Can’t wait for the post-draft comparison of Duke Tobin and Zach Taylor to Gargantua and Pantagruel.

Woody from Toy Story is named after Woody Strode - best thing I ever learned on this collection of blogs posts.

Looks like she’d rather lick his boots and go along with whatever Mitch wants to do.  Those Senators are so dreamy...

Does Jared know how you feel?

The system Belichick and McDaniels have put in place allows Brady to make changes in the huddle and at the line - it’s in the system, he doesn’t need to freelance.

Best onion: “Then, instead of expensive mouthwash, he had breathed on Hogg-Enderby, bafflingly (for no banquet would serve, because of the known redolence of onions, onions) onions. ‘Onions,’ said Hogg.”

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

It’s hard for refs to go against their training and call fouls against Coach K’s All-American Boys.

Go to windowsill, collect carcasses of dead flies, sprinkle on pizza, problem solved!

So are we allowed to post sexist comments about this crotch shot?

Water polo has the most nut shots per minute played, and it’s not remotely close.

And lynch Ken Jennings!

So she should rent a basement apartment in a turn-of-the-century row house on Meridian Hill Malcolm X Park?

Goodboi. That was my name. Goodboi the grey.

So that’s what Kaep’s been up to these days.

God, the temptation to throw in half a dozen Best in Show quotes in pieces like this must be awful. Great restraint!

With every politician in Virginia under investigation for blackface, sexual assault or worse, Danny-boy can go ahead and write himself his own deal to divert public attention.  That stadium is going to Ashburn, baby!

I thought it was how many people got to get on the pleasure saucers of the Xists.

The correct kanji for what she wanted is:

Maybe an unshaven, alcoholic sports blogger recently escaped from a NYC rehab facility?