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None of the things you list qualify as worthy of legal action. It is not a journalist’s legal responsibility to tell the whole, objective truth with a minimum of exciting adjectives. The only legal responsibility a journalist has is to avoid libel, slander and intellectual property theft. People choosing to not watch

There are only 7 basic plots anyway. The point of storytelling is to make one of those plots into something captivating, beautiful and/or enigmatic. None of those adjectives can be objectively measured outside the experience of the observer.

Also, Apple collects and sells most of the personal data a hacker is looking for anyway, so there is less value than data hosted on Microsoft OS computers.

“Theological pedantry and mental gymnastics have no place in organized religion!” said no one, ever.

So Daulton, Ken Brett, Johnny Oates, Tug McGraw and John Vukovich have all died of the same kind of cancer, glioblastoma. All played at Veterans Stadium for at least a full season of their careers.

It’s just a flesh wound!

No, it’s the motto UN Peacekeepers will adopt when they contract out to Taco Bell

I would refer this question to Smash Mouth. Guy Fieri is an expert.

No, they decided to go to Vegas instead

that’s ‘pro-laaaiffe’ ‘round here you piece o’ librul shit.

He and Chris Hogan were first on the practice field this morning, don’cha know?

Do we finally find out when Bill Belichick arrives at Westeros with Chewbacca?

Weirdly, one of the only edible things in downtown Buffalo is Seabar Sushi

I’m certain this moronity will be President before 2040

So why is it ‘enfant terrible’?

Belichick the Traveller, he will sign one of the pre-chosen Jets. During the 2014 offseason, the Traveller signed Derrell Revis! Then, during the 2017 offseason they chose a new target for him... that of David Harris! Many Guidos and Wiggers knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of despair that day I can tell

Spoooooon!!!

Counterpoint:

I recently purchased tickets to a play at Shakespeare’s Globe in London and had the same panoply of options. I think it’s just #WeHaventGotRoundToBeheadingOurAristocracyYetThings

The entire population of Trinidad and Tobago could fit inside a Starbucks restroom, and it took a “savior” who can play significant minutes in Europe for us to beat them in a game that otherwise was a coin-flip? What the hell is wrong with us?