Why? Is her middle name something preposterous like ‘Hussein’?

Ah, the chard wall. The vegan’s last line of defense!

For some reason, when I see his head from the side, I can’t help but utter “that’s no moon”

What do you mean? There’s a Bonefish Grill AND a Bar Louie! Beefy ex-Special Forces “security contractors” have to have somewhere to go when they’re between gigs protecting Halliburton executives from the Dubai locals.

Particularly MST3K - there’s no way that makes it past the “Safe Space for Racists” censors.

“him” meaning Brady, of course

He looks like the trust fund baby of a meat industry lobbyist

Was Donald Brashear on the Canucks at the time?

A New Yorker discovers flyover country. News at 11.

I hear Indiana has an opening

At least we still have Brandon and Danny